这部电影出自作者之手 独立自由的想象 This film stems from its authors' independent and free imagination;
任何提到真实的人 或者事件完全是艺术性的 any reference to real people or events is wholly artistic
并且没有提出任何要求 代表客观事实 and makes no claim to represent an objective truth.
作者们得到了灵感 从新闻故事到叙事 The authors took inspiration from news stories to create a narrative
把不存在的 人物与真人 that brings together non-existent characters and real people
在完全虚构的环境中 创造出一个原创的艺术作品 in entirely invented contexts to create an original artistic work.
未提及人员和 或事件 No reference to people and/or events
除特别指明者外 像真的一样 except those specifically identified as real
是有意的或应该推断出来的 is intended or should be inferred.
所有文件 一切随意 "ALL DOCUMENTED. ALL ARBITRARY."
撒丁岛 SARDINIA
阿普利亚 APULIA
你不吃吗 Aren't you going to eat?
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
你紧张吗 You tense?
派对怎么样 How's the Party?
很多话 我们民主党人一直在谈论 Lots of talk. We Democrats are always talking,
但我们有话要说 but we got damn all to say.
家里怎么样 How's home?
太好了 我妻子有痔疮 Peachy! My wife has haemorrhoids.
-有这种很好的奶油… -它叫什么 普拉斯顿 - There's this really good cream... - What's it called? Prastoden?
-我不记得了 -她在用普拉斯顿 - I can't remember. - She's using Prastoden.
-我现在真的记不起来了 -还有一个 - I really can't remember right now. - There's another one.
在那里 给你 There! Here they are.
罗科 你知道生意 关于合同 Rocco, you know the business about the contract
为学校提供午餐… to supply the school lunches...
按规则行事 塞吉奥 像所有人一样 Play by the rules, Sergio, like everyone.
如果我这样做 罗科 我永远也得不到合同 If I do that, Rocco, I'll never get the contract.
够了 That's enough.
莫伊拉 这边走 我会把绳子递给你 Moira, come round this way and I'll pass you the rope.
来吧 Come.
你好 Hi.
坎迪达 欢迎上船 Candida, welcome aboard.
自我介绍 Introduce yourself.
很高兴见到你 我是坎迪达 你是 Pleased to meet you, I'm Candida. You are...?
请坐 请坐 Have a seat here, sit here.
坎迪达 你为什么不起飞 你的泳衣 Candida, why don't you take off your bathing suit?
不... No...
我指的是底部 I meant the bottom.
向教授展示你能做什么 Show the prof what you can do.
我不是教授 I'm not a professor.
好吧 够了 All right, that's enough.
不 为什么 No, why?
是25马力吗 Is that 25HP?
精力充沛 75岁 Souped up, 75.
你不是厌倦了塔兰托吗 Aren't you sick and tired of Taranto?
给我看看你的乳头 Show me your tit.
洛克…一切都好吗 Rocco... everything OK?
关于学校伙食合同 我看看我能做什么 About the school meals contract, I'll see what I can do.
Thanks, Rocco. You're a treasure.
保持低调 Keep down.
他们 THEM
你在打我的球 我知道你饿了 等待 You're breaking my balls. I know you're hungry! Wait.
当心 他们很热 Watch out, they're hot.
爸爸 Dad!
我们拿到合同了 We got the contract.
为什么是长脸 你不高兴吗 Why the long face? Aren't you happy?
不 我不高兴 你付钱了 No, I'm not happy. You paid?
爸爸 我没付钱给任何人 Dad, I didn't pay anyone.
-我一辈子都没行贿过 -我也是 - I never paid a bribe my whole life. - Me neither.
你他妈的是怎么得到东西的 搬进来半天 So how the fuck did you get things moving in half a day?
我很忙 I got busy.
你是只猪 You're a pig.
祝贺他 他做得很好 Congratulate him. He did good.
你们都是猪 You're both pigs.
是的 但我们彼此相爱 Yep. But we love each other lots.
-给我看乳头 -什么 - Show me a tit! - What?
山雀 A tit!
你知道法布里齐奥·萨拉是谁吗 You know who Fabrizio Sala is?
跑马戈的人 在斯梅拉达海岸 The guy that runs the Margot on the Costa Smeralda?
他写了一篇八卦专栏 他是个天才球探 That's not all, he writes a gossip column, he's a talent scout.
是他发现的 所有那些电视迷 He's the one who finds all those bimbos for TV.
他们说 他带了很多给他 They say he takes a lot of them to him.
他是他吗 Him him?
他是他 今天他在看塔兰托 Him him. And today he's looking in Taranto.
他到底希望什么 找到这些失败者 What the fuck is he hoping to find with these losers?
你他妈的在说什么 塔玛 在这里钓鱼很好 What the fuck are you saying, Tama'? It's good fishing out here.
他们都是荡妇 They're total sluts here.
他们邀请了我 为萨拉试镜 They invited me to audition for Sala, as well.
-没错 宝贝 -阿舍霍 - Exactly, babe! - Arsehole!
我在开玩笑 我再也受不了这个城市了 I'm kidding! I can't stand this city anymore!
我们在这里干什么 What the fuck are we doing here?
我们应该得到更好的 We deserve better.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我是说我做了决定 I mean I made a decision.
-我们要去罗马 -罗马 - We're going to Rome. - Rome?
你什么时候决定的 And when did you decide?
今天 我看到一个纹身 它击中了我 我想找到他 Today. I saw a tattoo and it hit me. I want to get to him.
他是他吗 Him him?
他是他 Him him.
是的 我知道 我有点晚了 Yeah, I know, I'm a bit late.
你好 帕氏假丝酵母 Hello. Candida Pascià.
我们是来看萨拉的 我是她的经理 We're here to see Sala. I'm her manager.
没有经理 只有那个女孩 No manager. Just the girl.
好吧 我在外面等 All right. I'll wait out here.
是的 我们来了 我们来了 谁在那儿 Yeah, we're coming, we're coming. Who's there?
索尼娅 帕特 那么… 你在哪 Sonia, Pat, then...? Where are you?
在帝汶岛 At the Timone D'Oro?
好的 20分钟 All right, 20 minutes.
塞吉奥需要完成一些事情 先工作 Sergio needs to finish something for work first.
听着 给我点一份金枪鱼馅饼 但是鳄梨 Listen, order me a tuna tartare, but with avocado.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
你总是笑吗 Do you laugh all the time?
离开这里 Get out of here!
告诉我们你有什么 亲爱的 Show us what you've got, dear.
-你有名字吗 -念珠菌 - Do you have a name? - Candida.
念珠菌… Candida...
你 坦率 吗 And are you "candid"?
一点也不 Not at all.
你是做什么的 What do you do?
我以前做过体操 然后我受伤了 不得不停下来 I used to do gymnastics. Then I got hurt and I had to stop.
但是你能给我们看看吗 一两个小把戏 亲爱的 But can you still show us a trick or two, dear?
我可以试试 I can try.
你他妈的太高兴了 You are a joy to fuck!
多切维塔 The Dolce Vita!
一份礼物 A gift!
别紧张 我听说你要去 去撒丁岛租莫雷纳别墅 Take it easy. I hear you're going to Sardinia and renting Villa Morena?
我当然知道 还有我要的派对 会清空你的母马 I sure am. And the parties I'll have will empty your Margot.
好极了 塞尔吉奥 Bravo, Sergio.
你在建立你的妓女法庭 免费可卡因 You're creating your court of whores with free cocaine.
你想带他们去见他 但那是我的地盘 亲爱的 You wanna take them to him. But that's my territory, sweetie!
我是个自由市场营销者 我相信 垄断应该被打破 I'm a free marketeer. I believe monopolies should be broken up.
不幸的是 你缺少两个 事物 阶级和他的熟人 Unfortunately, you're lacking two things, class and his acquaintance.
两个细节 很快就会解决的 法布里齐奥 Two details that will soon be resolved, Fabrizio!
你在扔掉 你的积蓄 塞吉奥 You're throwing away your savings, Sergio.
你会回到塔兰托 脏兮兮的 And you'll go back to Taranto dirt poor.
好吧 那样的话 吃点 放松 Well, in that case, have some, relax.
它太过时了 我没有 喝了整整十年的可乐 It's so old-fashioned! I haven't touched coke for a good ten years.
所以别挡道 女孩们喜欢这种老式的东西 So don't get in the way. The girls love this old-fashioned stuff.
不 我明白 No, I understand.
你听到什么了 What did you hear?
没有什么 你没说话 Nothing. You weren't talking.
好极了 Bravo...
…塞尔吉奥·莫拉 ...Sergio Morra.
你认识我 You know me?
你尽你所能 让自己被注意到 You do everything you can to get yourself noticed.
所以我研究了你一点 从远处 So I've studied you a bit, from a distance.
嗯 我喜欢保持忙碌 Well, I like to keep busy.
那么电话里的那个纵火犯是谁 So who was the arsehole on the phone?
没有人是我的纵火犯 记住这一点 No one's an arsehole with me, remember that.
这很重要 It's important.
因为那个能抵抗我的人 还没有出生 Because the man who can resist me has yet to be born.
Would you...
…抵抗我 ...resist me?
实际上 如果我考虑一下 Well, in effect, if I think about it,
我想不出任何障碍… I couldn't think of any obstacles...
嗯 有一个障碍 Well, there is one obstacle.
是啊 Yeah?
我是障碍 I'm the obstacle.
你永远无法 去他妈的像我这样的人 You'll never be able to fuck someone like me.
但别灰心 你看起来 足够聪明去干其他人 But don't be discouraged, you seem sharp enough to fuck all the others.
为什么 Why...?
你他妈的是谁 Who do you fuck?
他是他吗 Him him?
你不知道 为了认识他我会付出什么 You don't know what I'd give to know him.
如果你被证明是忠诚的 对我有帮助 If you prove to be devoted and helpful to me,
也许我会把你介绍给他 总有一天 maybe I'll introduce you to him, some day.
他妈的阿提里奥从不回答 Fucking Attilio never answers.
这次聚会真是让我心碎 你知道的 This party's really broken my balls, you know?
-你想要一些吗 -算了吧 - You want some? - Forget it.
我明天要工作 不像你 I've got to work tomorrow, unlike you,
过日子 用吹风机烘干岩石 spending the days drying the rocks with a hairdryer.
小心基拉 她比普京更刻薄 Be careful with Kira, she's meaner than Putin.
我想 不过 是什么课 I imagine. But what class, though.
上课 她自以为是 但十年前 Class? She fancies herself, but ten years ago,
当她从阿尔巴尼亚下船时 她睡了半个罗马 when she got off the boat from Albania, she bedded half of Rome.
-即使是你 -你以为我是个白痴 - Even you? - You think I'm an idiot?
够了 里卡 Enough, Ricca'!
-怎么样 -比托蒂好 - And how was it? - Better than Totti.
但你一弯腰 拉起你的内裤… But as soon as you bend over to pull up your underpants...
…她从后面骚扰你 ...she buggers you from behind.
这就是罗马 塞尔吉尼奥 和阿尔巴尼亚没什么不同 Such is Rome, Serginho, no different from Albania,
当他们都很穷的时候 when they were all dirt poor.
好吧 好吧 真是个惊喜 Well, well, what a surprise!
最后 阿提里奥 你他妈的去哪儿了 Finally, Attilio, where the fuck have you been?
-在浴室里 -我们已经准备好出发一个小时了 - In the bathroom. - We've been ready to go for an hour.
我们找个时间聚一聚吧 里卡 Let's get together sometime, Ricca'!
我们聚得越少越好 再见 匈奴 The less we get together, the better! Bye, Hun!
西尔维奥的油彩 感染了他的大脑 Silvio's greasepaint has infected his brain.
我们在粮农组织参加峰会 关于世界饥饿 他说 We were at the FAO for the summit on world hunger, and he says,
我们必须缩短演讲时间 "We have to cut short the speeches.
我们的处境可能不是悲剧 但我们也很饿 "Our situation might not be tragic, but we're hungry too."
每当他开口 我总是 想知道事情会怎样… Whenever he opens his mouth, I always wonder how it's going to go...
我会笑还是哭 Will I laugh or cry?
库帕 亲爱的 我们已经哭了 Cupa, dear, we're already crying.
即使他让我们发笑 Even when he makes us laugh.
这些年来 他给了我们两样东西 In all these years, he has given us two things
我们无法生产 我们自己： we were unable to produce by ourselves:
经济活力和热情 economic energy and enthusiasm.
但他们已经不够了 But they're not enough anymore.
你在说什么 桑蒂诺 What are you saying, Santino?
亲爱的 你能看看吗 过一会儿 Darling, could you look after the boy a moment?
我们在认真地谈 We're talking seriously here.
路易吉诺 你为什么不开车呢 在那边吗 Luigino, why don't you drive around over there?
你为什么不滚蛋 And why don't you fuck off?
我是说我们输了 I'm saying that we lost
因为随着时间的推移人们 一种无意识计数法 because over time people keep a sort of unconscious tally
他所有的愚蠢 当他们把它们加起来 of all his fucking inanities, and when they add them all up,
他们得出结论 他真的把他们的球打坏了 they come to the conclusion that he has really broken their balls.
再解释一下 Explain this a bit more.
所有他必须面对的考验 库帕 All those trials he has to face, Cupa,
所有这些法律都是为了自救 and all those laws to help himself.
你可以控制 六个国家电视网 You may control six national TV networks,
但是人们很快就会发现 或者更晚些 他们就开始暴跳如雷 but people figure things out sooner or later, and they take umbrage.
所有那些破碎的承诺… All those broken promises...
人们注意到了 People notice.
他的合作者被判9年徒刑 与黑手党的关系 His collaborator sentenced to nine years for ties to the Mafia.
人们会生气 People get pissed off.
他出国说 He goes abroad and says,
来死在意大利吧 我们已经取消了遗产税 "Come die in Italy, we've abolished inheritance taxes."
-不过 那是一个很好的例子 -是的…… - That was a good one, though. - Yeah...
你觉得这样明智吗 上电视说 Does it seems smart to you to go on TV and say,
一般意大利人都有精神 七年级学生的能力 "The average Italian has the mental capacity of a seventh-grader,
甚至连最聪明的人都没有 那就是我要找的人吗 "and not even one of the brightest. That's who I have to talk to"?
那不是真的吗 Isn't that true?
当然是真的 你可以想 但你不说 Of course it's true. You can think it, but you don't say it.
他70岁了 库帕 He's 70 years old, Cupa.
他的心脏和前列腺都坏了 尽管他一直在使用它们 His heart and prostate are wrecked, though he keeps using them,
并引发无穷无尽的流言蜚语 我不知道 and sparking endless gossip, I don't know!
我知道你要去哪里 I know where you're headed,
但你必须有勇气 说出来 不要等我说出来 but you have to have the courage to say it, not wait for me to say it.
库帕… Cupa...
…你能支持我吗 ...would you support me?
在什么方面支持你 Support you in what?
成为下一个领导者 中右 In becoming the next leader of the Centre-Right.
你想当首相 穿那些衬衫 You want to be Prime Minister wearing those shirts?
不 我只穿这些衬衫 支持 意大利制造 No. I only wear these shirts to support "Made in Italy".
你从来没有害怕过 说到你的想法 库帕 You've never been afraid of speaking your mind, Cupa.
我想要你的答复 I want an answer from you.
我和你在一起 I'm with you.
去吧 Go for it!
他妈的 Fucking hell!
现在 姑娘们 由我们决定 And now, girls, it's up to us.
青春是短暂的 我们开始忙吧 Youth is fleeting. Let's get busy.
塞吉奥 Sergio!
你在等什么 What are you waiting for?
…去偷我丈夫 ...to steal my husband!
但你不再爱他了 But you didn't love him anymore!
…商店价格七折… ...70% off store prices...
现在工作 塞吉奥 Working now, Sergio!
吻他 现在 Kiss him! Now!
你给我下了药 你这个混蛋 You drugged me, you arseholes.
你给我盖上了猫 You've covered me with cats.
我受不了猫 I can't stand cats.
够了 That's enough.
够了 Enough.
你是谁 Who are you?
我 Me?
我是个天才球探 I'm a talent scout.
我告诉普契奥来这里 我要去见教皇 To come here, I told Puccio I was going to see the Pope.
我为洛里·德尔桑托工作 她很好 I worked for Lory Del Santo, she's great.
你见过猎鹰吗 Have you ever seen a falcon?
那个纵火犯一直派我来 他老二的照片 The arsehole kept sending me pictures of his dick.
他们想给我的大脚趾上石膏 我说不 They wanted to plaster my big toe, I said no!
我朋友读塔罗牌很好 My friend does good tarot readings.
-我的说鳄梨对你有害 -我不会游泳 但我会潜水 - Mine says avocado's bad for you. - I can't swim, but I can dive.
-我假装喝酒… -我想自杀 - I pretend to drink... - I wanted to kill myself.
-我靠 但我可以在家里做 -米兰让你觉得自己还活着 - I shit, but I can do it just in my house. - Milan makes you feel alive.
-你认识他 -太美了 太美了… - You know him? - It's so beautiful, so beautiful...
我有心动过速 你觉得是对虾吗 I've got tachycardia. Do you think it's the prawns?
是的 姑娘们 今晚夏天的空气中 你能闻到吗 Right, girls, summer's in the air tonight, can you smell it?
我们什么都闻不到 塞吉奥 我们的鼻子全堵了 We can't smell a thing, Sergio. Our noses are all blocked.
好的 亲爱的 谢谢大家 今晚来吃饭 Right, loves, thank you all for coming to dinner tonight.
我要你告诉你我已经 莫雷纳别墅的定金 I wanted you to tell you that I've put a deposit down on Villa Morena,
从7月3日开始 你是我在撒丁岛的所有客人 and, from July 3, you're all my guests in Sardinia!
我们要扔 真是一场疯狂的聚会 干杯 We're going to throw a truly wild party! Cheers!
你做得很好 真的很好 You did well, really well.
他一看到就会发疯 所有这些女人 它们是完美的 He'll go mad when he sees all this pussy! They're perfect.
没有什么特别的 They're nothing special.
对我来说 你是个完美的女人 For me, you're the perfect pussy.
不是那样的 塞吉奥 It doesn't work that way, Sergio.
这对我来说从来都不是这样 It never works that way with me.
我在意大利Forza会议上见过他 他没那么矮 I saw him at a Forza Italia meeting, he's not so short.
他来的时候我会介绍你的 在巴加利诺的表演中 他很瘦 I'll introduce you when he comes to the Bagaglino Show, he's thin.
-我们还没见过面 -不 我是帕尔米拉的朋友 - We haven't met. - No, I'm a friend of Palmira's.
啊 导演 Ah, the director.
你做什么 And what do you do?
我是额外的 我在萨皮恩萨学习文学 I'm an extra. I study literature at the Sapienza.
你想做什么 当你长大的时候 What do you want to do when you grow up?
行动 Act.
-电影还是电视 -不一样吗 - Film or TV? - Is it not the same?
你能来参加我的聚会吗 在撒丁岛 Will you come to my party in Sardinia?
我不知道 I don't know.
我会觉得力不从心 I'd feel inadequate.
我不喝酒也不吸毒 I don't drink or do drugs.
听着 我能向你保证的是 Look, what I can guarantee you
有很多电视剧制片人吗 到我在撒丁岛的别墅来 is that a lot of TV drama producers come to my villa in Sardinia.
-不 停下来 -怎么了 - No, stop. - What's wrong?
我从来没有欺骗过塞尔吉奥 I've never cheated on Sergio.
你在等什么 那家伙是个白痴 What are you waiting for? The guy's an idiot.
他不是白痴 你从来没有为他做过什么 He's not an idiot, and you never did shit for him.
塔玛拉 他真是无可救药 Tamara, he's utterly unpresentable!
我不会在我的事业上撒尿的 通过宣传一个傲慢的可卡因瘾君子 I'm not going to piss on my career by promoting an arrogant cocaine addict.
去你妈的 桑蒂诺 Fuck you, Santino.
快给我滚开 我不会欺骗我的人 Get the fuck off me, now. I will not cheat on my man.
卧槽 What the fuck?
你是什么 13岁 What are you, 13?
我从来没有欺骗过塞尔吉奥 I've never cheated on Sergio.
你就这样 亲爱的 You just have, dear!
你真是个混蛋 You're a piece of shit!
现在人们 会尿在你身上的 And now people are going to piss on you.
因为我会告诉他们一切 桑蒂诺 Because I'll tell them everything, Santino,
我会告诉他们一切 你这大便 I'll tell them everything, you giant piece of shit.
你要去哪里 Where are you going...?
塞吉奥 你有什么愿望吗 Do you have any wishes, Sergio?
我的一些愿望 已经成真了 Some of my wishes have already come true.
我想离开那鬼地方 塔兰托和我父亲 I wanted to get away from that shithole of Taranto and my father.
你父亲怎么了 What's wrong with your father?
他诚实正直 He's honest and upright.
生活对他来说是一场斗争 他也希望能成为我的一员 Life's a struggle for him. He wanted it to be one for me as well.
我认为你父亲是对的 I think your father's right.
为什么 你的生活是一场斗争吗 Why, is your life a struggle?
当然 Absolutely.
当你不知道的时候生活真的很艰难 如何做任何事 Life's really hard when you don't know how to do anything.
比赛结束后 会有镜子的 塞吉奥 After the games are over, there'll be the mirror, Sergio,
你和我 甚至无法接近它 and you and I won't even be able to go near it.
相反 你父亲会 骄傲地看着它 Instead your father will be able to look into it proudly
说： 我是诚实正直的 and say, "I was honest and upright."
天哪 基拉 你让我沮丧 God, Kira, you're depressing me!
我甚至在压抑自己 I'm even depressing myself.
你相信上帝吗 Do you believe in God?
当然 只在星期一 Of course. Only on Mondays.
他想要什么 What does he want?
你怎么认为 他折磨我好几年了 What do you think? He's been tormenting me for years.
去他妈的会更好 十年前 把他除掉 It would've been better to fuck him ten years ago, and gotten rid of him.
你 你想要什么 And you, what do you wish for?
最好不要许愿 It's better not to wish.
像我这样的女孩很傻 当他们做梦的时候 Girls like me are stupid when they dream.
带着我给女孩们的可乐 撒丁岛的别墅 With all the coke I'm giving the girls, the villa in Sardinia,
我把一切都弄得一团糟 I'm pissing away everything.
一定有东西进来 或者我不知道该怎么做 Something has to come in, or I don't know what to do.
在撒丁岛的这个聚会 你一生中最好的投资 This party in Sardinia will be the best investment of your life.
莫雷纳别墅面对他的位置 Villa Morena faces his place,
他会注意到你的 还有你的妓女队伍 and he'll notice you and your parade of whores,
想办法表达他的感激之情 and find a way to show his gratitude.
希望如此 Let's hope so.
看到了吗 说到魔鬼… There, see? Speak of the devil...
他打电话给你的时候我就发疯了 I get horny when he calls you.
很高兴知道 Good to know!
亲爱的… Darling...
我很好 I'm fine.
我和一个朋友在家 我想让你见见谁 I'm at home with a friend of mine, whom I want you to meet.
他真的很聪明… He's really sharp...
他叫塞尔吉奥·莫拉 His name is Sergio Morra.
所以来参加巴加利诺表演… So come to the Bagaglino Show...
对 Yes...
是的 我知道 我知道 Yes, I know, I know.
我是说 他们完全不称职 I mean, they're totally incompetent!
他们到底要去哪里 和那可怜的多数人在一起 Where the hell are they going to go with that pathetic majority?
我觉得你需要耐心点 你很快就会重新掌权 I think you just need to be patient, you'll be back in power soon.
你无聊吗 亲爱的 Are you bored, love?
只是因为你的手臂受伤了 你觉得它会掉下来的 Just because your arm is hurting, you think it's going to fall off!
我们能做点什么吗 在巴加利诺演出之后 亲爱的 Shall we do something after the Bagaglino Show, darling?
哦 真可惜 你必须回去 Oh, that's a shame, you have to go back.
是的 格瑞很高兴 Yeah, Geri was delighted.
这场巴加利诺秀真是太痛苦了 This Bagaglino Show is such a pain.
那个白痴没有再出现 The dickhead didn't show again!
别那样说他 亲爱的 Don't speak about him like that, love.
这花了我300欧元 看起来像是狗屎 This cost me 300 euros and it looks like shit.
意大利最有权势的人 时间就是金钱 Most powerful man in Italy, time is money.
如果你只需要一件上衣 为了与众不同 爱 If only all you needed was a top to make the difference, love!
你检查过我吗 亲爱的 Did you check me out properly, love?
希望这件事不要持续太久 哦 上帝 我们走 Let's hope this shit doesn't go on too long. Oh, God, here we go!
-是什么 -桑蒂诺 是我 - What is it? - Santino, it's me.
你给我的支票不好 The check you gave me is no good.
-一万还不够… -不是吗 - And ten thousand's not enough... - No?
闭嘴 桑蒂诺 闭嘴 你这个混蛋 Shut up, Santino, just shut up, you arsehole!
我要40000 否则 我直接去找你妻子 I want 40,000! Otherwise I'll go straight to your wife.
还有一件事 我明天要做妊娠检查 And another thing, I've got a pregnancy test tomorrow.
如果我是 准备好 And if I am, get ready,
你得卖掉那幢小房子 在西班牙台阶上 you'll have to sell that little house at the Spanish Steps!
照顾好你自己 Look after yourself!
我们不能叫辆出租车吗 去这该死的餐馆 Couldn't we have got a taxi to this fucking restaurant?
愚蠢的主意 穿过罗马 好像我不知道 Stupid fucking idea, a walk through Rome! Like I don't know it.
有趣的是 只有Confalonieri 对他不客气 Funny how only Confalonieri is informal with him.
-加利亚尼也是 -不 加利亚尼不是 - Galliani as well. - No, Galliani isn't.
-谁说的 -我只是知道 - Who said? - I just know.
-你不应该那样做 -做了什么 - You shouldn't have done that. - Done what?
你毁了一切 你不应该这样 塔玛拉 You've ruined everything. You shouldn't have, Tamara.
是他 It's him.
他和他的护送者 Him and his escort!
撒丁岛莫雷纳别墅 VILLA MORENA, SARDINIA
亚甲二氧基甲基苯丙胺 通常称为MDMA Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, commonly known as MDMA,
刺激神经系统 具有移情作用 stimulates the nervous system and has empathogen properties.
它被认为是一种愉悦的浪潮 来自下面的温暖 It's perceived as a wave of pleasant warmth that comes from below,
这就是定义 用动词 上来 and this is defined with the verb "to come up".
我来了 I'm coming up!
-人们说 我要上来… -我没上来 - People say, "I'm coming up..." - I didn't come up.
不同于可卡因 一种甜蜜的兴奋状态 Unlike cocaine it causes a state of sweet excitement,
称为 平滑 called "smooth".
平稳 Smooth!
性欲 不是掠夺和贪婪 Sexual desire isn't predatory and voracious,
但被驱动 以一种普遍的爱的感觉 but driven by a sense of universal love
对于其他人 以及无生命的物体 for other people and inanimate objects.
越来越缺乏判断力 被注意到了 An increased lack of judgment is noticed
感觉越来越强烈 情绪上的抑制 and an increased sense of emotional disinhibition.
这就是为什么它经常被称为 爱情药 Which is why it is often called the "love drug".
最明显的影响之一 就是所谓的 咕噜 One of the most obvious effects is the so-called "gurning".
你他妈的在哪儿 西尔维奥 Where the fuck are you, Silvio?
我们应该永远这样 We should stay like this forever.
我们都应该永远这样 We should all stay like this forever.
我爱你 塞吉奥 I love you, Sergio.
我要死了 嘿 I'm dying! Voilà!
生日快乐 女士 Happy birthday, ma'am.
你甚至一点也不好笑 You're not even slightly funny.
我更喜欢它 I liked it better
当你用温暖的拖鞋向我求爱时 或者一条羊绒毯子 when you wooed me with warm slippers or a cashmere blanket,
因为你发现我很冷 because you'd discovered I was cold.
后来我意识到 那个女人也喜欢钻石 Later I realised that women also like diamonds.
还有小蝴蝶 And little butterflies.
你不吃吗 Aren't you going to take it?
我在努力 但它总是显得更远 I'm trying, but it always seems further away.
I'm always moving away from it.
我很抱歉 关于你的嫂子 I'm very sorry about your sister-in-law.
怎么样 先生 How's it going, sir?
老实说 这个地方 开始惹我生气了 To be honest, this place is starting to piss me off.
里面是什么 What's in there?
共产主义者 A Communist.
-我要把他赶出去 -这是一个很好的例子 - I'm going to throw him out. - That's a good one.
我亲爱的Fabrizio 怎么样了 My dear Fabrizio, how's it going?
我很高兴来到马戈特 I'd gladly come to the Margot,
但我真的应该呆在家里 做个好孩子 but I really should stay at home and be a good boy.
我得把维罗妮卡赢回来 I have to win Veronica back.
奶奶说你知道拉丁名字 所有的植物 Grandma says you know the Latin names of all the plants.
没错 我和销售人员一起学习 That's true. I studied with the Salesians.
他们非常强调 关于希腊语和拉丁语 They place a lot of emphasis on Greek and Latin.
-这个叫什么 -颖翼 - What's this one called? - Caryopteris.
-你确定吗 -当然了 - Are you sure? - Of course I am.
当你清理池塘时 天鹅去哪里 When you clean the pond, where do the swans go?
-他们自杀 -真的吗 - They commit suicide. - Really?
不 我在开玩笑 他们被转移到另一个池塘 No, I was kidding. They get moved to the other pond.
-火山会起作用吗 爷爷 -当然可以 - Does the volcano work, Grandpa? - Of course it works.
我什么时候带你去 看看那美丽的大海 I'll show you sometime. Look at that beautiful sea.
-你知道普京… -普京是谁 - Do you know that Putin... - Who's Putin?
俄罗斯领导人 The head of Russia.
当普京来看我的时候 When Putin came to visit me
他就在外面 在有两艘军舰的海湾里 he was right out there in the bay with two warships
还有导弹巡洋舰莫斯科娃 真正的奇观 and the missile cruiser Moskova. A real spectacle.
-我不相信 -你今天很怀疑 - I don't believe it. - You're skeptical today.
我可以告诉你一直在花时间 和你奶奶在一起 I can tell you've been spending time with your grandma.
爷爷 我的12个同学 说你要去坐牢 Grandpa, 12 of my classmates say you're going to go to jail.
-你们班有多少人 - 30 - How many are in your class? - 30.
好吧 那是对的 Well, that's about right.
根据我委托的一项调查 According to a survey I commissioned,
30%的意大利人 认为我应该被送进监狱 30% of Italians think I should be sent to jail.
为什么 Why?
因为他们指控我骗税 伪造书籍 腐蚀法官 Because they accuse me of tax fraud, cooking the books, corrupting judges,
其他人都这么做 不是你的祖父 which everyone else does, not your grandfather.
你会进监狱吗 So will you go to jail?
不 因为我思想健全 No, because I am of sound mind,
当法官 都是精神病 while the judges are all mentally ill,
他们恨我们 我和你 and they hate us, me and you.
他们也恨奶奶吗 Do they hate Grandma too?
不 因为她很漂亮 读非常严肃的书 No. Because she's beautiful and reads very serious books.
我不认为 任何人都应该坐牢 I don't think anybody should go to jail.
你是个很好的担保人 人民的权利 You're a wonderful guarantor of people's rights,
我同意你的看法 我梦想一个没有监狱的世界 and I agree with you. I dream of a world without jails.
爷爷 你刚刚踩了大便 Grandpa, you just stepped in poop.
不 我没有 No, I didn't.
是的 刚才是你 Yes, you did, just now.
你知道什么是伟大的英语吗 科学家艾萨克牛顿说 Do you know what the great English scientist Isaac Newton said?
外表只是欺骗 平庸的头脑 "Appearances only deceive mediocre minds."
你不平庸 所以你有 看那不是发生的事 You're not mediocre, so you have to see that that's not what happened.
你祖父从来没有踏过 在他的一生中 永远不会 Your grandfather has never stepped in poop his whole life, and never will.
园丁们耕种土壤 这会造成小的泥球 The gardeners tilled the soil which makes little balls of dirt
有质感的上来 与大便非常相似 come up which have a texture very similar to that of poop.
你现在明白了吗 Do you understand now?
是的 爷爷 看起来像大便 但事实并非如此 Yes, Grandpa. It looks like poop. But it's not.
好极了 你刚刚学到了什么 Bravo. What have you just learned?
-那土壤很像粪便 -没有 - That soil is a lot like poop. - No.
你已经知道真相了 是我们声音的结果 You have learned that truth is the result of our tone of voice
以及定罪 与我们交谈 and the conviction with which we speak.
-所以可能是大便 -也许牛顿从未说过 - So maybe it really was poop? - And maybe Newton never said that.
重要吗 不 Does it matter? No.
唯一重要的是 是你相信我 The only thing that matters is that you believed me.
女士 为什么总是一模一样 Ma'am, why always the same picture?
当我丈夫喜欢的时候 他想要别人也一样 When my husband likes something, he wants others just the same.
他的女人也一样 It's the same with his women too.
新笑话 NEW JOKES
那个人是谁 和你丈夫在一起 女士 Who is that man who is always with your husband, ma'am?
保罗·斯帕尼洛 Paolo Spagnolo.
他是他的朋友吗 Is he his friend?
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
我丈夫讨厌独处 My husband hates being alone.
他很少喜欢 做一对 And he very rarely likes being a couple.
保罗·斯帕尼洛是三个 Paolo Spagnolo makes three.
-我们会广播那个 -好的 先生 - We'll broadcast that one. - OK, sir.
但是让我提醒你 在这个片段中 But let me remind you that in this clip,
你没有谈论这个话题 最亲爱的 you didn't talk about the topic most dear to you,
-宪法公投 -没关系 - the constitutional referendum. - It doesn't matter.
在这张照片里 普通太太 看着我想 In this one, Mrs Ordinary looks at me and thinks,
我会给他 "I'd give it to him."
我会重新掌权吗 Will I return to power?
我70岁了 I'm 70 years old.
如果左悬着 再过五年 If the Left hangs on, it will be another five years.
到那时我已经75岁了 By then I'll be 75.
年龄不重要 先生 Age doesn't matter, sir.
我岳父有个朋友 他92岁 仍在做柔道 My father-in-law has a friend who's 92 and still does judo.
现在不行 亲爱的 我和总统在一起 Not now, love. I'm with the President.
好的 亲爱的 明白了 我稍后给你打电话 我给你打电话 OK, love, got it. I'll call you later. I'll call you!
对不起 先生 我妻子 Excuse me, sir. My wife.
她坚持要我走 关于名人幸存者 She's insisting I go on Celebrity Survivors.
她说这对我的事业有好处 She says it'll be good for my career.
-我是你的事业 -我就是这么告诉她的 - I'm your career. - That's what I tell her.
你会玩 多梅妮卡兽交 吗 由concato Can you play "Domenica bestiale" by Concato?
不 先生 我不喜欢那首歌 No, sir, I don't like that song.
但我知道 这是我们的歌 维罗妮卡和我的 But I do. It's our song, Veronica's and mine.
很漂亮 继续前进 Beautiful, that. Keep going.
只有你让我觉得在我的心里 Only you make me feel in my heart
我无法忘记的爱 This love I can't forget
听着 孩子 你在占便宜 Listen, kid, you're taking advantage
我对你的爱 然后你假装 Of my love for you and then you pretend
你在想别人 你不告诉我 That you're thinking of someone else and you don't tell me
你仍然爱我 你现在很开心 That you still love me and you're happy now
嫉妒让我很痛苦… This jealousy is killing me...
听着 孩子 你在占便宜 Listen, kid, you're taking advantage
我对你的爱 然后你假装 Of my love for you and then you pretend
你在想别人 你不告诉我 That you're thinking of someone else and you don't tell me
嫉妒让我很痛苦… This jealousy is killing me...
嫉妒 几年前我杀了它 Jealousy? I killed it years ago.
我不可能负担得起 嫉妒 和你在一起 I could never have afforded to be jealous, being with you.
-那么 有什么问题 -我的尊严 - Well, so what's the problem? - My dignity.
你不能碰那个 You mustn't touch that.
-我从来没有 -是的 你有 - And I never have. - Yes, you have!
看到你在树篱里试图解决 又是紫罗兰塔萨巴问题 Seeing you in a hedge trying to solve the Violetta Saba problem again
是第无数次进攻 以我的尊严 is the umpteenth attack on my dignity.
不要编造一些疯狂的谎言 试着把他们当作真相传下去 And don't invent some crazy lies and try to pass them off as the truth.
你可以迷住意大利人 但不能迷住我 我认识你26年了 You can bewitch the Italians, but not me, I've known you for 26 years.
这就是你这么冷的原因吗 Is that why you're so cold?
对 Yes.
不要把钱放在一边 感觉或想法 "Never put aside money, feelings, or thoughts.
因为你以后不能使用它们 "Because you can't use them later."
娜塔莉亚·金兹堡说过 Natalia Ginzburg said that.
这是唯一的共产主义者 曾经说过我完全同意 And it's the only thing a Communist ever said that I totally agree with.
维罗妮卡 我得去罗马 两天 Veronica, I have to go to Rome for two days.
为了我的头发 For my hair.
不是真的 结束了 你来了 It's not true it's over, you're here
像某人一样狂暴 再也不会尖叫了 Raging like someone who can't scream any more
是你的日子怎么变的 谁想改变他们 How the days change when it's you who wants to change them
当寒冷扼杀了自由 When the cold kills freedom
给你一个小时 总是一小时一点 For you an hour's always an hour and a bit
到了晚上的时候 你也醒了 When it's night time and you're awake as well
这场心灵之战 This war of hearts and minds
要持续多久 How long's it going to last?
我把它弄丢了 但也许你已经赢了… I've lost it but maybe you've already won it...
精密路径指示器 Papi.
给你 米歇尔·马丁内斯 马拉多纳的真正继承人 Here you are! Michel Martinez, the true heir to Maradona.
-想参观别墅吗 -很高兴 先生 - Want to take a tour of the villa? - With pleasure, sir.
-你在读什么 亲爱的 -萨拉马戈 - What are you reading, love? - Saramago.
他侮辱你 He insults you.
收到你的礼物总是令人高兴的 诺贝尔奖获得者的关注 It's always gratifying to receive the attentions of a Nobel Prize-winner.
我真的很喜欢萨拉马戈的 失明 I really loved Saramago's Blindness.
我也是 杰作 Me too. A masterpiece.
你喜欢吗 很可爱 不是吗 You like it? Lovely, isn't it?
来到AC米兰 我们将举办一个盛大的聚会 随着火山的喷发 Come to AC Milan, we'll throw a big party, with the volcano erupting.
-这真的很重要 -我可以想象 - It really is something. - I can imagine.
我也收到了尤文图斯的报价 I also had an offer from Juventus.
请把音量关小点 否则我会死的 Turn it down, please, or I'll die.
很诱人 因为我真的很崇拜阿涅利 It's quite tempting, because I really admired Agnelli.
-那人上课了 -尤文会让你成为前锋 - The man had class. - Juve would make you play striker.
在AC米兰 你将是第十 At AC Milan, you'd be number ten.
他们创造了历史 赢得金球奖… They're the ones who make history, win the Ballon d'Or...
其他的只是足球卡 你比马拉多纳强 The others are just football cards. You're better than Maradona.
除了我没人意识到 我懂足球 No one's realised but me. I understand football.
我修正了教练的队形 经常这样 我总是对的 I've corrected the coach's formation so often, and I'm always right!
我不确定我想要一个总统 他把鼻子伸进更衣室 I'm not sure I want a president who pokes his nose into the locker room.
你不知道 有多少舞女和模特 You have no idea how many showgirls and models
你可以动手了 使用交流电 you could get your hands on with AC.
-这不是我的优先事项 -你是同性恋吗 - That's not my priority. - Are you gay?
我不反对同性恋 事实上 我有25%是同性恋 I have nothing against gays. In fact, 25 percent of me is gay.
只有女同性恋 Only it's lesbian.
不 我不是同性恋 即使我和妈妈住在一起 No, I'm not gay, even if I live with my mother.
我只是对歌舞女郎不感兴趣 I'm just not interested in showgirls.
-他们通常都是轻浮的和暴露的 -好极了 米歇尔 - They're usually frivolous and exhibitionist. - Bravo, Michel.
把我们的注意力从重要的事情上转移开 And distract us from what matters.
另一方面 我们的母亲… 非常重要 Our mothers, on the other hand... are extremely important.
-你的偶像是谁 -古利特 - Who is your idol? - Gullit.
-你的呢 -我父亲 - And yours? - My father.
我早就想到了阿涅利 I'd have thought Agnelli.
我亲爱的米歇尔 阿涅利继承了 他的财产 我做了我的 My dear Michel, Agnelli inherited his fortune. I made mine.
由你来写这笔钱 It's up to you to write the amount.
如你所见 在AC米兰 你真的可以拥有一切 As you see, with AC Milan, you really can have it all.
拥有一切还不够 Having it all is not enough.
你觉得对吗 我仍然反对 Does it seem right to you that I am still in opposition?
对我来说不是 It doesn't to me.
我会在仙人掌那儿见他 I'll meet him at the cactuses.
我亲爱的部长 My dear Minister.
总统 President.
-你好吗 -就像一个富有的退休人员 - How are you? - Like a wealthy retiree.
共产党人 从我手中夺走了政府 The Communists snatched the Government from me,
我的孩子 我的公司 my children, my companies.
我只剩下维罗妮卡 他认为我是万恶之源 All I have left is Veronica, who views me as the origin of all evil.
你呢 How about you?
你太病态了 You're awfully morose.
这不是政治 这是女人 This isn't politics, this is pussy.
你怎么知道的 西尔维奥 How did you know, Silvio?
我什么都不知道 我明白 I don't know anything, I understand.
一个不屈不挠的爱我的人 An indefatigable lover of my calibre
立即理解 当另一个人因爱而受苦时 immediately comprehends when another man suffers for love.
嗯 那正是 我想和你谈谈的 Well, that's precisely what I want to talk to you about.
有一个条件… 你没有漏掉她的名字 On one condition... that you don't omit her name.
否则我会花我所有的时间 想知道她是谁 Otherwise I'll spend all my time trying to figure out who she is,
我会不去听的 也帮不了你 I'll end up not listening, and won't be able to help you!
塔玛拉·莫拉 你认识她吗 Tamara Morra. Do you know her?
见票即付 By sight.
一个漂亮的女人 A good-looking woman.
加尔比亚蒂一直在照顾她 Galbiati was keeping her.
我记得因为有一次加尔比亚蒂 用了一个我觉得讨厌的短语 I remember because one time Galbiati used a phrase I found distasteful,
他说： 她是我的妓女 he said, "She's my whore."
她也是我的 但现在她在勒索我 She's mine as well. But now she's blackmailing me.
我很害怕 西尔维奥 极度惊慌的 I'm terrified, Silvio. Terrified!
我的良好声誉 很快就会被摧毁 My sterling reputation could be destroyed in an instant.
显然 这个女人不好 Evidently, this woman's no good.
这是我的问题 西尔维奥 That's my problem, Silvio.
我只爱上了荡妇 I only fall in love with sluts.
你知道为什么吗 桑蒂诺 Do you know why, Santino?
因为你也是个荡妇 Because you're a slut as well!
但我会帮你的 尽管如此 But I'll give you a hand, nevertheless.
谢谢你 西尔维奥 Thank you, Silvio.
现在 为我的荣誉朗诵一首诗 Now, recite a poem in my honour.
对 Yes...
全新的见解 传奇般的慷慨 令人信服的微笑 Fresh insights, legendary generosity, compelling smile.
自负的傻瓜 邪恶的犹大 可笑的小动物 Conceited fool, wicked Judas, ridiculous little creature.
看到了吗 我也是个诗人 这些诗句是给你的 See? I'm a poet too. Those verses are for you.
对不起 西尔维奥 我不明白 I'm sorry, Silvio, I don't understand.
你需要了解三件事 You need to understand three things.
一个… One...
我很年轻 I am young.
两个… Two...
你老了 you are old.
三… Three...
如果你想取代我 你得来和我谈谈 If you want to take my place, you have to come and talk with me,
别在我背后密谋 not go plotting behind my back.
-谁告诉你的 -库帕 - Who told you that? - Cupa.
她是个两面派 西尔维奥 She's two-faced, Silvio.
她催促我 作为你的继任者 She urged me to stand as your successor
然后告诉你我有野心 她给我设了个圈套 and then tells you I have ambitions. She set a trap for me.
仔细听 桑蒂诺 Listen carefully, Santino.
不在我身边的人都反对我 Whoever is not with me is against me.
他们会被开除的 在政治上斩首 They'll be kicked out the party and beheaded politically.
你沐浴在阳光下 但现在你将步入阴影 You basked in the sun, but now you'll step into the shadows,
最终在一个黑暗的房间里结束 eventually ending up in a dark room.
电视记者 不会再找你了 TV journalists won't seek you out anymore,
我的盟友会让你丢脸的 我会用一个笑话来结束你 my allies will discredit you, and I will liquidate you with a joke.
我不该有这样的命运 西尔维奥 我是个白手起家的人 I don't deserve such a fate, Silvio. I'm a self-made man.
你他妈的 桑蒂诺 Like hell you are, Santino!
在意大利 唯一的白手起家的人是我 Here in Italy, the only self-made man is me.
另一方面 你只是 一个粗俗的政治寄生虫 You, on the other hand, are merely a vulgar political parasite.
你把我的球打坏了 And you've broken my balls.
西尔维奥 我求求你 我求求你 Silvio, I beg you! I beg you!
先生 您把电话忘在家里了 You left your phone at home, sir.
维罗妮卡的另一个好主意 无手机日 Another of Veronica's bright ideas. "No mobile phone day".
双筒望远镜 Binoculars.
那可怕的东西是什么 What is that ghastly thing?
我成功了 I made it.
实际上 我并不讨厌 Actually, I don't dislike it.
你知道 你变得很好了 在雕刻 爱 You know, you're becoming pretty good at sculpting, love.
-马里亚诺在哪里 -在别墅 先生 - Where's Mariano? - At the villa, sir.
他晕船 He suffers from seasickness.
感到孤独 Feeling lonely?
不 亲爱的 只是声音 大海的风浪使我恼火 No, love. It's just that the sound of the sea annoys me.
我可以用 马里亚诺的一些音乐 I could use some of Mariano's music now.
阿涅利 在他的船上 让培根给他画肖像 Agnelli, on his boat, had the portrait Bacon did of him.
我们有根尖 We have Apicella.
我们也有 你那美妙的雕塑 We also have your wonderful sculpture.
为什么 有了这些电视频道 你从来没有做过文化节目吗 Why, with all those TV channels, did you never do any cultural shows?
是的 我们有迈克 I did. We've got Mike.
迈克·邦吉奥诺 那些是智力竞赛节目 Mike Bongiorno? Those were quiz shows.
关于一般文化 About general culture.
你为什么要解雇他 连电话都没有 So why did you fire him without even a phone call?
他的妻子丹妮拉打电话给我 她说他真的很受伤 Daniela, his wife, called me. She says that he was really hurt.
这不是我的决定 It wasn't my decision.
麦克给了你一个开始 他给了你30年的一切 Mike gave you your head start, he gave you his all for 30 years.
他只想让你给他打电话 All he wants is for you to call him.
如果我有电话的话 我会的 I would, if only I had my phone.
-安东内利娜 你有电话吗 -是的 先生 - Antonellina, do you have your phone? - Yes, sir.
-你有迈克·邦吉奥诺的电话号码吗 -不 先生 - Do you have Mike Bongiorno's number? - No, sir.
那里 There!
这是怎么一回事 What is it?
一个谜 我从来都不明白 关于发动机的一切 A mystery. I've never understood anything about engines.
现在我们该怎么办 Now what do we do?
现在你明白了吗 什么手机 Now do you understand what mobile phones are for?
让我们等着欣赏大海吧 Let's wait and enjoy the sea.
你不怕空虚吗 You're not afraid of the void?
不 因为我从远处看 No, because I look at it from afar.
当我八岁的时候 我决定不 想做我的第一次圣餐 When I was eight, I decided I didn't want to make my first communion.
所以我没有 So I didn't.
有个性的女人 A woman of character.
这就是为什么我如此渴望你 Which is why I wanted you so much.
你太想我了 因为我24岁 很漂亮 You wanted me so much because I was 24 and beautiful.
不 维罗妮卡 不完全是 No, Veronica, not exactly.
你不漂亮 You weren't beautiful.
你真是太美了 You were of an astounding beauty!
我很有用 I was useful.
但现在我50岁了 不再觉得需要 我自己或其他人 But now I'm 50. And no longer feel needed, by myself, or anyone else.
我能理解 可怕的 对多余的怀疑 I can understand that. The dreadful suspicion of being superfluous.
这个主意真让我难受 This idea is killing me.
米歇尔·马丁内斯更喜欢去尤文图斯 即使他赚得少 Michel Martinez prefers to go to Juventus even though he'd earn less,
我也回不了政府 我是个实干家 and I can't get back to government. I'm a man of action.
没有项目我活不下去 I can't live without projects.
所以我为什么连一个都办不到呢 再说一遍 维罗妮卡 为什么 So why can't I manage even a single one anymore, Veronica? Why?
时不时的 我都很绝望 我想我会再买一栋大房子 Every now and then, I'm so desperate I think I'll buy another huge house.
我们已经有20个了 西尔维奥 We already have 20, Silvio.
我们拥有一切 We have it all.
仅仅拥有这些还不够 Having it all isn't enough.
-谁说的 -是的 - Who said that? - I did.
如果你真的想赢回我 我们为什么不去柬埔寨呢 If you really want to win me back, why don't we go to Cambodia,
做一次徒步旅行 在安格尔的寺庙 and do a walking tour of the temples at Anghor?
爱 你想让我来接你吗 和马耳他人约会 Love, do you want me to get you an appointment with Maltese?
他是个很棒的神经学家 He's a terrific neurologist.
你还记得如何 在我们聚在一起的两年前 Do you remember how, two years before we got together,
你整晚都在找我 在派对上 you courted me all evening at a party?
你以前告诉过我 但我发誓 我只是不记得了 You've told me that before, but I swear, I simply do not remember.
嗯 你还记得吗 我们听的那首歌 Well, do you at least remember the song we were listening to
我们初吻的时候 when we had our first kiss?
不 我发誓我不记得了 No. I swear I don't remember.
你记得仆人的名字吗 在每个别墅 You remember the servants' names at each of your villas,
但你不记得我们的歌了 but you don't remember our song?
爱就是这些微小的细节 Love is all about these tiny details.
这是首歌吗 Was this the song, by any chance?
哦 别打破我的球 Oi, stop breaking my balls!
西尔维奥 我有净值 17亿美元 Silvio, I have a net worth of 1.7 billion dollars,
我是福布斯排行榜上的882号 世界上最富有的人 I'm number 882 on Forbes' list of the world's richest men,
意大利第19富 the 19th richest in Italy.
两个因素允许我 变得如此富有： Two factors allowed me to become so rich:
第一 我们已经合作多年了 one, we've been partners for years.
第二 我从未放弃过 我的原则 Two, I have never renounced my principles.
相反地 我坚持他们 On the contrary, I have adhered to them.
现在 Now...
…经过多年的利润 ...after years of profits,
我们的客户突然损失惨重 因为我打了个坏电话 our clients suddenly lost big because I made a bad call.
我的错 我的错 My fault. My fault.
我最严重的过错 My most grievous enormous fault.
所以这就是我的建议 我知道 听起来可能很疯狂 但就是这样 So this is what I propose, I know it may sound crazy, but this is it.
让我们赔偿他们吧 西尔维奥 Let's reimburse them, Silvio.
我们赔偿他们吧 Let's reimburse them.
无财务公司 会做这样的事 No finance company would ever do such a thing.
所以我们必须这么做 Which is why we have to do it.
让我们赔偿他们 他们会感激的 Let's reimburse them, and they'll be grateful.
它将花费1.6亿欧元 我们必须削减股息 It will cost us 160 million euros, and we'll have to cut the dividend,
但我相信这个手势 将带来新的投资 but I'm sure that this gesture will bring in new investments.
我们开始吧 西尔维奥 Let's do it, Silvio.
我们开始吧 我总是说 做好是值得的 Let's do it. It pays to be good, I always say.
利他主义 是自私的最好方式 And altruism is the best way to be selfish.
这是我的另一个原则 This is another of my principles.
-好的 埃尼奥 我们开始吧 -你真是个天才 - OK, Ennio, let's do it. - You're a genius!
-但这是你的主意 -你就是个天才 - But it was your idea! - Exactly why you're a genius.
只有天才才会放弃 1.6亿欧元 Only a genius would give away 160 million euros like that,
为了别人的主意 for someone else's idea.
现在告诉我是什么让你难过 Now tell me what's making you sad.
25000人 25,000 people.
-那么少 -是的 太少了 - So few? - Yes. So few.
你知道我在选举中输了吗 只有25000张选票 Do you realise I lost the election by a mere 25,000 votes?
换个说法 仅仅是六位不同的参议员 Which, put a different way, is a mere six senators of difference.
没错 Precisely.
因为这么少而失去信心 我知道那不是西尔维奥 Losing heart for so little? That's not the Silvio I know.
-那我该怎么办 -简单 - So what should I do? - Simple.
说服六位参议员 到你这边来 Convince six senators to come over to your side.
在第一次信任投票时 他们输了 政府垮台了 At the first vote of confidence they lose, the Government falls.
选举就要开始了 An election is called.
你赢了 你就形成了 下一届政府 You win, and you form the next Government.
说服六位参议员 Convince six senators?
What have we done all our lives, Silvio?
我们卖东西了 We've sold things.
销售员 这就是我们 最好的 Salesmen, that's what we are. The best there are.
什么是销售员 西尔维奥 What is a salesman, Silvio?
两件事 那个推销员是个孤独的人 Two things. The salesman is a lonely man.
但我们对此不感兴趣 因为它只会让我们沮丧 But we're not interested in that because it would only depress us.
把这个放在一边 但别忘了 So put that aside, but don't forget it,
推销员是最孤独的人 在世界上 the salesman is the loneliest man in the world,
因为他经常说话 从不倾听 because he talks constantly and never listens.
我们对另一件事感兴趣 We're interested in the other thing.
推销员是劝说者 A salesman is a persuader.
我们说服别人 We convince other people.
基本上 人们不想买 他们害怕 Basically, people don't want to buy. They're afraid.
然后我们一起去 And then we come along.
我们说服了他们 And we convince them.
我们说服他们的是什么 And what is it we convince them of?
我们梦想的美德 Of the virtue of our dreams.
我们不走 谈判桌 And we don't leave the negotiating table
直到我们的梦想 也成了他们的了 until our dreams have become theirs as well.
那是他们买东西的时候 That's when they buy.
我们很高兴 And we are happy.
亲爱的西尔维奥 这一切都是你教给我的 You taught me all this, dear Silvio.
因为你是最伟大的推销员 我知道 Because you're the greatest salesman I've ever known.
埃尼奥 那是我的另一种生活 Ennio, that was another life for me.
我不记得了 再怎么做 I don't remember how to do it anymore.
人们不会改变 西尔维奥 People don't change, Silvio.
没有人能逃脱自己的皮肤 No one can escape his own skin.
你记得很清楚 You remember perfectly well.
很多年前 当你是建筑工人的时候 Many years ago, when you were a builder,
你建造了整个城市 在建筑危机中 you constructed an entire city, in the midst of a building crisis,
当没有东西移动时 你把那里的每一个单位都卖了 when nothing was moving, you sold every single unit there.
你就是那个 飞机的航线改变了 You're the man who managed to have the routes of the planes altered,
因为米兰2号的房子 价值急剧下降 because the Milano 2 houses were depreciating sharply in value.
启动 有一个本地有线电视台 Starting with one local cable TV station,
你建造了最大的 欧洲的私人电视帝国 you built the largest private television empire in Europe,
你把它卖给了全国 我能停在这里吗 which you sold to the entire country. Can I stop here?
所以… So...
…你是说我应该说服你 六个参议员来我这边 ...you're saying I should convince six senators to come over to my side?
对 我就是这么说的 Yes. That's what I'm saying.
派人去说服他们 把你对未来的梦想卖给他们 Send for them, convince them, sell them your dream of the future.
全身心投入其中 西尔维奥 Throw your whole self into it, Silvio.
利他主义是最好的方法 自私 Altruism is the best way to be selfish.
埃尼奥 我做过的最聪明的动作 和你合作 Ennio, the smartest move I ever made was teaming up with you.
我也是 西尔维奥 Mine too, Silvio.
我也是 Mine too.
你好 Hello?
晚上好 伊莱德 Good evening, Elide.
这是谁 Who is this?
Augusto Pallotta 销售主管 帕洛塔房地产有限公司 Augusto Pallotta, head of sales at Pallotta Real Estate Ltd.
你觉得这个时候 打电话给别人卖房子 And does this seem to you the time to call people to sell an apartment?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am,
因为这是当正派的人 像我们自己一样培养我们的梦想 because this is when decent people like ourselves cultivate our dreams.
听着 我没有时间浪费了 Listen, I don't have time to waste.
我也是 女士 如果我现在打电话给你 Neither do I, ma'am. If I'm calling you now,
因为我可以向你保证 我们不仅没有浪费时间 it's because I can assure you not only are we not wasting time,
而是改善它 but rather improving it.
我不需要公寓 I don't need an apartment.
是的 女士 每个人都梦想拥有一个家 Yes, ma'am, everyone dreams of owning a home.
或者 如果他们已经拥有一个 他们会做梦 另一个 更大 更舒服 更漂亮 Or, if they already own one, they dream of another, larger, comfier, prettier.
或者给孩子买一个 谁要结婚了 Or maybe one for a child who's getting married.
-你有孩子吗 -是的 一个女儿 - Do you have children? - Yes, a daughter.
但是 听着… But, listen...
你不想看吗 她眼中同样的喜悦 Wouldn't you like to see the same joy in her eyes
当她八岁的时候 在学校的戏剧中 as when she was eight in the school play,
你在那里看着她 and you were there to watch her?
你不想给她吗 一份特别的礼物 Wouldn't you like to give her a special gift
让她忘记那天 当你在沙发上哭的时候 to make her forget that day when you were crying on the couch,
她就在你身后 用悲伤的声音说 and she came up behind you and said in that sad voice,
我在这里 妈妈 我爱你 "I'm here, Mum, and I love you"?
你又是谁 Who are you, again?
我是奥古斯托·帕洛塔 女士 I'm Augusto Pallotta, ma'am,
我已经卖了 超过15000套公寓 and I've sold more than 15,000 apartments.
你可以看看你是否喜欢 You can check if you like.
你知道吗 为什么我卖这么多 And do you know why I've sold so many?
因为我不仅卖公寓 我卖梦想 Because I don't only sell apartments, I sell dreams.
做梦来晚了 It's late for dreams.
谁说的 Says who?
我什么都没告诉你 I haven't told you anything yet.
我还没告诉你 我们的零利率抵押贷款 I haven't told you about our zero-interest mortgages.
我没有告诉你我的梦想 你还没告诉我你的 I haven't told you my dream, and you haven't told me yours.
听着 让我走 Look, let me go.
明天又是5号运河 我想看看结局如何 Tomorrow's Another Day is on Canale 5. I want to see how it ends.
我来告诉你结局如何 I'll tell you how it ends.
结局很幸福 女士 It ends happily, ma'am.
洛蕾塔和弗拉维奥重新聚在一起 生第二个孩子 Loretta and Flavio get back together and have a second child.
你不希望你的生活 就像你看的节目 Wouldn't you like your life to be like the show you were watching?
I can make that happen, I can make that happen!
听我说 女士 我也没有时间浪费 Listen to me, ma'am, I don't have time to waste either,
否则我早就挂断了 or I'd have hung up already
如果我们不建造 就在你家附近 在罗马博尔戈 if we weren't building right near your home, in Borgo Roma,
我的人一直在收集名字 他们把你的档案给了我 and my men have been collecting names and they gave me your file.
但我不想卖 给第一个路过的人 But I don't want to sell to the first person who walks by.
我想卖给像你这样的人 I want to sell to people like you,
体面的好人 受苦的人 decent, good people, people who have suffered.
从你的声音里我能听到痛苦 来自遥远的地方 In your voice I can hear a pain coming from far away.
我知道你不仅需要 把痛苦抛在脑后 And I know that not only do you need to leave that pain behind,
但你值得 but you deserve to!
你明白我在说什么吗 夫人 你应该埋葬这种痛苦 Do you understand what I'm saying? You deserve to bury that pain, ma'am!
因为这不是你的错 Because it's not your fault.
当然不是我的错 Of course it's not my fault
如果那个纵火犯跑了 和一个24岁的美容师 if that arsehole ran off with a 24 year-old beautician.
听我说 女士 我是个男人 Listen to me, ma'am, I am a man,
所以很简单很自然 我来为你丈夫辩护 so it would be easy and natural for me to justify your husband.
但我在工作中受到尊重 因为我说的是实话 But I'm respected in my work because I tell the truth.
事实是 人是有限的生命 And the truth is men are limited beings.
他们是奴隶 对婴儿的诱惑 They are slaves to infantile temptations.
他们看不到未来 他们后来后悔了 They do not see the future, which they later regret.
我知道你丈夫已经 试图回到你的家 I know that your husband has already tried to come back home to you,
因为他跟不上 一个24岁的孩子 because he couldn't keep up with a 24-year-old,
你说得很对 告诉他下地狱 and that you quite rightly told him to go to hell.
他第一次犯错时 那女孩受够了 At his first blunder, the girl got fed up.
他试图回家 使 各种借口和承诺 He tried to come back home, making all sorts of excuses and promises.
但是所有的借口和承诺 你听上去很不对劲 But all those excuses and promises sounded stale to you.
而你现在想要的只是新奇 Whereas all you want now is novelty.
我是夜晚的天使 来给你提供新鲜感 And I am an angel of the night, come to offer you novelty.
你怎么知道我的这一切 How do you know all this about me?
我知道人生的剧本 I know the script of life!
你不会成为最成功的 意大利各地的销售员 You don't become the most successful salesman in all of Italy
不知道 你客户的希望和痛苦 without knowing the hopes and pains of your clients.
今晚呢 我只选择了一个客户… And tonight I chose only one client...
…你 ...you.
听着 你真的很霸道 我不相信你 Look, you are really intrusive. I don't trust you.
我觉得这是个骗局 我觉得你是个骗子 It sounds to me like a scam. I think you're a swindler.
你听见了吗 Did you hear me?
你生气了吗 Are you offended?
好吧 对不起 我叫你骗子 但我不认识你 OK, I'm sorry I called you a swindler, but I don't know you.
好吧 那么 再见 OK, then, goodbye.
1300平方英尺 南方暴露 1,300 square feet, southern exposure,
离你现在的地址半英里 Via Manzoni 21 超现代 half a mile from your current address, Via Manzoni 21, ultramodern.
客厅 The living room?
我身高5英尺6 所以想象我在说谎 在地板上乘以7 I'm 5 foot 6, so imagine me lying on the floor and multiply by seven,
你就有长度了 在房间里 and you'll have the length of the room.
阳台12英尺深 贯穿整个立面 Balconies 12 feet deep, which run along the entire facade.
所有房间的空调 电动百叶窗 Air-conditioning in all rooms, electric shutters.
我们提供冰箱 We provide the refrigerator,
可以控制的 从你的手机 which can be controlled from your mobile phone.
我们也提供电话 We also provide the phone.
技术员会解释 工作原理 A technician will explain how it works.
公寓很漂亮 但这个建筑群令人惊叹 The apartment is beautiful, but the complex is stunning.
高尔夫球车就在你门外 Golf carts right outside your door,
去拜访新朋友 在邻近的建筑物里 for visiting new friends in the neighbouring buildings.
有天鹅的小湖 A little lake with swans.
两个游泳池 一个在室内 加热 Two swimming pools, one indoors, heated.
桑拿房 按摩房 Sauna, a condominium massage room,
大厅里的扶手椅 一个24小时的门卫 armchairs in the lobby with a 24-hour doorman,
大的游乐场 为了你的孙子孙女 a large play area for the grandchildren you will have.
柑橘林 社区中心 有了美术馆 A citrus grove, a community centre with an art gallery,
一个小型的圆形剧场 因为文化是根本 a small amphitheatre for plays, because culture is fundamental,
还有一座合适的火山 燃放烟花 为了你所爱的人的生日 and a proper volcano, with fireworks for your loved ones' birthdays.
因为政党也是最基本的 Because parties are fundamental, too.
网球 足球 健身房 冰淇淋店 Tennis, football, gym, ice-cream shop,
比萨 两个餐馆 一条鱼 一条肉 pizzeria, two restaurants, one fish, one meat.
最后 一个古董旋转木马 在广场的中心 Finally, an antique carousel in the centre of the square.
现在告诉我 我不是什么都想了吗 Now tell me, have I not thought of everything?
好吧 我得说 你真的 想想所有的事情 Well, I must say, you really have thought of everything.
但它真的只有半英里远吗 我什么都没看到 But is it really only half a mile away? I haven't seen anything.
因为这些都还在纸上 Because it's all still on paper!
工作一个月后开始 六个月后开始 Work begins in a month, keys in six.
但是… But...
…有点问题 ...there's a little problem.
那是什么 What is that?
价格有点高 比当前的市场价格 The price is a little higher than current market prices.
那可能不是什么问题 That might not be such a problem.
我还得卖 我母亲在市区的商店 I still have to sell my mother's shop downtown.
你听见了吗 Did you hear me?
先生 您还在吗 Are you still there, sir?
我将永远在这里为你服务 I will always be here for you.
你之前问过我 如果我被冒犯了 You asked me earlier if I was offended.
我从不生气 I'm never offended!
如果你对某人做了 If you did to someone
你对我做了什么 What you did to me
这个人会杀了你的 This man would have killed you
你想知道为什么吗 You wanna know why?
因为在这个地球上 Because on this earth
像你这样的女人 Women like you
不应该是 Shouldn't have to be
像我这样诚实的人 For an honest man like me
女人 Woman
你是个卑鄙的坏女人 You're a bad low-down woman
你让这些眼睛哭了 You made these eyes cry
眼泪和不幸 Tears and misfortune
女人 Woman
你比毒蛇还坏 You're worse than a viper
你毒害了我的灵魂 You've poisoned my soul
我再也不能这样生活了 I can't live this way any longer
女人 Woman
你真甜 You're sweet as sugar
但是你天使的脸 But your angel face
你用来欺骗 You use for deceiving
女人 Woman
你是最漂亮的女人 You're the most beautiful woman
我爱你 我恨你 I love you and I hate you
我永远不会忘记你 I can never forget you
好极了 Fantastic!
你太棒了 You're great!
维罗妮卡… Veronica...
西尔维奥… 我爱上你了 Silvio... I've fallen in love with you.
消毒 Disinfection.
西尔维奥 谢谢你原谅我 Silvio, thank you for forgiving me.
听 Listen...
…我和叔叔谈过了 ...I spoke with my uncle.
这就是我原谅你的原因 他说了什么 That's why I forgave you. What did he say?
他说你想说服他 六位参议员美丽而富有诗意 He says your idea of convincing six senators is beautiful and poetic,
但毫无意义 西尔维奥 but pointless, Silvio.
需要什么来代替 是更具体的东西吗 What's needed instead is something more concrete,
更多材料 他就是这么说的 more material, that's what he says.
我理解 I understand.
亲爱的参议员 你喝了吗 My dear Senator, did you get a drink?
我做到了 我要了一杯阿诺柠檬水 I did. I asked for an Arnone lemonade,
他们有了 通常我找不到它 and they had it! Usually I can never find it.
我们拥有一切 We have everything.
-你想参观别墅吗 -很高兴 谢谢 - Would you like a tour of the villa? - Gladly, thank you.
-飞行怎么样 -完美 - How was the flight? - Perfect.
多亏了私人飞机 请提供 Thanks to the private plane you kindly provided.
你儿子怎么样 米歇尔 不是吗 How's your son? Michele, isn't it?
好的 好的 他刚毕业 正在找工作 Fine, fine. He's just graduated and is looking for a job.
告诉他他找到了一个 Tell him he's found one.
我相信会有一个地方 在我的一家公司 I'm sure there'll be a place in one of my companies.
你没把它们脱下来吗 为了利益冲突 Didn't you divest them over the conflict of interest?
好吧 参议员 现在我想 和你谈一个梦 Well, Senator, now I would like to talk to you about a dream.
拜托 先生 请再说一次 我说话时你能听我说吗 Please, sir, for once, would you listen to me while I speak?
对 你想要我 到你这边来 Right, you would like me to come over to your side,
我帮助你 以及其他五位参议员 that I help you, along with five other senators
要推翻中间偏左的多数党 我是其中的一员 to topple the Centre-Left majority, of which I'm a member.
你要我背叛你 You are asking me to betray.
在爱中我们背叛 但在政治上 我们改变了主意 In love we betray, but in politics, we change our mind.
神圣不可侵犯 Sacrosanct.
但我怀疑我会改变主意 你知道为什么吗 But I doubt I will change my mind. Do you know why?
不是因为你说意大利语 治安官是一群颠覆分子 Not because you label Italian magistrates a bunch of subversives,
或者因为你雇了黑手党 作为一个稳定的经理 or because you hired a Mafioso as a stable manager.
你通过的自私的法律 促进你的经济利益 The self-serving laws you had passed to further your economic interests
或者为了避免被关进监狱 他们也不是问题 or to avoid ending up in jail, they're not a problem either.
不是因为 意大利最富有的人 Not because the wealthiest man in Italy,
拥有三个国家电视网 who owns three national TV networks,
可以同时 政府首脑 could simultaneously be the head of government.
不是因为你的政治 只不过是民粹主义的宣传 And not because your politics are nothing more than populist propaganda
以牺牲我们的穷人为代价… at the expense of our poor people...
所以如果所有这些推论 不是你的原因 So if all these inferences of yours are not the reason,
那么 请原谅我的请求 你为什么一路来这里 then, excuse me for asking, why did you come all the way here
告诉我 你不会改变立场 to tell me that you won't switch sides?
因为我想换边 这就是重点 Because I wanted to switch sides. That's exactly the point!
问题是 当我等你的时候 我记得一些事 The problem is that, while I waited for you, I remembered something.
什么 What?
作家哈维尔·马里亚斯 说到你 What the writer Javier Marias said about you.
哦 上帝 又一个 这个人说了什么 Oh, God, another one! What did this one have to say?
他说当你出席的时候 国际首脑会议 He said that when you attend international summits,
你扮演主人 带着你所有的笑话和滑稽动作 you play the master of the house, with all your jokes and antics,
仅仅因为你受苦 巨大的自卑情结 merely because you suffer an enormous inferiority complex.
这就是原因 我不能站在你一边 This is the reason I cannot side with you.
因为你的自卑情结 让我难堪 Because your inferiority complex embarrasses me.
相信我 在我这个年纪 And, believe me, at my age,
尴尬是件事 我再也不能允许自己了 embarrassment is something I can no longer allow myself.
尊敬的参议员： Dear Senator,
你知道会发生什么吗 当有人对我使用心理学的时候 do you know what happens when someone uses psychology on me?
不 什么 No, what?
没有什么 Nothing.
绝对不会发生任何事情 Absolutely nothing happens.
你知道会发生什么吗 当我对别人使用心理学时 And do you know what happens when I use psychology on other people?
不 什么 No, what?
发动机开始转动 The engine starts revving.
我开始赚钱 I start making money.
你的文化基础怎么样 里佐 How's your cultural foundation doing, Rizzo?
红色的是200万欧元 因为… In the red, two million euros, because...
第一 FIRST
第二 SECOND
第三 THIRD
第四 FOURTH
20秒后 There, 20 seconds,
这就是我的公司需要多长时间 带来两百万欧元 that's how long it takes my companies to bring in two million euros.
你觉得和我们一起投票怎么样 也许在下一轮 How would you feel about voting with us, maybe even in the next round?
第五 FIFTH
你能安排一下巴列塔吗 扮演德国总理 Can you arrange for Barletta to play the German Chancellor?
实际上 导演想要 大约60岁的德国女演员 Actually, the Director wanted a German actress of about 60.
巴莱塔不适合我 Barletta's not for me.
贝卢斯科尼-拉伊戏剧总监 BERLUSCONI - HEAD OF DRAMA AT RAI
但她很接近参议员 我想说服你过来 But she's close to a senator I'm trying to convince to come over.
我看看我们能做些什么 巴莱塔会做得很好的 I'll see what we can do. Barletta will do just fine.
谢谢 你是个甜心 Thank you, you're a sweetie.
你能帮我一下加丁吗 Could you give me a hand with Gardin?
对 西尔维奥 关于加丁 Right, Silvio, as regards Gardin,
他们认为玛丽埃塔是 比如说 有点太现代了 they thought for Marietta she was a little too modern, let's say.
你觉得呢 我想得越多 加丁做得很好 You think? The more I think about it Gardin was doing fine.
不过 让我们诚实点 Let's be honest, though.
但问题是 他们都是 想成为圣女贞德或玛塔哈里 The problem, though, is that they all want to be Joan of Arc or Mata Hari
或者丽塔·列维·蒙塔西尼 当她获得诺贝尔奖时 or Rita Levi Montalcini when she receives the Nobel.
你以为我不知道他们都是 不知道该怎么做的蠢货 You think I don't know they're all bimbos who have no idea how to act?
电话窃听 PHONE TAPS
听着 进展如何 和参议员在一起 Listen, how's it going with the senators?
很好 我想说 Pretty good, I'd say.
第六 SIXTH
-西尔维奥 你读过吗 -读什么 - Silvio, did you read them? - Read what?
报纸刊登了你的电报 与马蒂诺交谈 The papers published your wire tapped conversations with Martino.
我也被提到了 报纸 正在给我打电话 我该怎么办 I get mentioned as well. The papers are calling me. What should I do?
首先 不要打电话给我 因为你的电话是肯定的 To begin with, don't call me, because your phone is tapped for sure.
I need to go now. Bye.
等等 我们呢 Wait, what about us?
我们什么 Us what?
请原谅我 你为什么表现得这么冷淡 Excuse me, why are you acting so cold?
我不冷 我被窃听了 I'm not cold, I'm being wiretapped.
我的角色怎么样 在阿维拉的圣特雷莎 What about my role in St. Teresa of Avila?
-为此我努力学习 -我的政治角色呢 - I studied so hard for that. - What about my political role?
我的国际声誉如何 And my international reputation?
我孩子们的反应 当他们读到这个的时候 And the reaction of my children when they read about this?
我妻子受伤的尊严 And my wife's wounded dignity?
别再叫我了 曼努埃拉 Don't call me again, Manuela!
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
去柬埔寨看寺庙 徒步旅行的假期 To Cambodia, to see the temples, a walking holiday.
-你生我的气吗 -没有 - Are you mad at me? - No.
在我自己 At myself.
你从中间偏右吗 Are you leaving the Centre-Right?
对 非常遗憾 Yes. And with great regret.
我会加入的 中间派集团 I will be joining the centrist grouping.
这些电话的内容 不可接受 The contents of these phone taps are unacceptable.
我很抱歉我的链接 贝卢斯科尼总统 I'm very sorry about my links with President Berlusconi,
但我真的什么都不知道 关于他的阴暗面 but I honestly knew nothing about this dark side of his.
我觉得他伤害了我 作为党的一员 I feel he has hurt me as a member of his party,
但最重要的是 作为一个女人 but, above all, as a woman.
盖亚 做 Mille Lire al Mese 总统先生 Gaia, do "Mille lire Al mese" for Mr President.
西尔维奥 你听到她有多好吗 Silvio, you hear how good she is?
我学过吹口哨技术 在迪拜 I studied whistling technique in Dubai.
她不仅很好 她很漂亮 And she's not just good, she's beautiful.
我把她带到这里 因为她很想见你 And I brought her here because she's dying to meet you.
太好了 法布里齐奥 但现在你可以 她的背 你也去吧 法布里齐奥 Bravo, Fabrizio, but now you can take her back. You go as well, Fabrizio.
亲爱的Veronica Dear Veronica,
我也读书 I read as well.
来吧 亲爱的 Come, dear.
我也有一个最喜欢的作家 I have a favourite writer as well.
迪诺·布扎蒂 Dino Buzzati.
我记得他的一段话 I memorised a passage of his.
在鸡尾酒会上 "While you're at a cocktail party,
刷牙 年轻女性的后背 "brushing against young women's backs,
或者跳舞 感受你的胸部 紧贴着娇嫩的乳房 "or dancing, feeling your chest pressed against tender breasts,
在那一刻 在烟雾弥漫的小房间里 "at that precise moment, in a small, smoke-filled room
一个年轻人在工作吗 "is a young man working
谁 也许在诅咒 做你应该做的 "and who, cursing perhaps, does what you should be doing.
在那儿 年轻人 在那间屋子里是我 "There, the young man in that room was me."
但我不再是他了 But I am him no longer.
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
一切顺利 All the best!
30年什么都不是 30 years are fucking nothing!
他们什么都不是 They're absolutely nothing!
哦 生活 哦 我的生活 Oh, life, oh, my life
哦 我的心 Oh, heart of my heart
你是我的初恋 You were my first love
你将永远支持我 And first and last you will be for me
我有多少个晚上没见到你 How many nights I haven't seen you
我没有把你抱在怀里 I haven't held you in my arms
你不能进来 You can't come in.
你在开玩笑 我是俱乐部的经理 You're joking? I'm the manager of the club.
你还是不能进来 You still can't come in.
而且 只是一个小小的警告… Furthermore, just a little warning...
我从不开玩笑 I never joke.
你让我为你哭泣 You make me cry for you
哦 生活 哦 我的生活 Oh, life, oh, my life
哦 我的心 Oh, heart of my heart
你是我的初恋 You were my first love
第一个也是最后一个 你会支持我的 And first and last you will be for me
西尔维奥 你认识塞尔吉奥·莫拉吗 Silvio, do you know Sergio Morra?
我听说过他 I've heard talk of him.
我希望是好事 总统 Good things, I hope, President.
你收到毛衣了吗 我派你来的 Did you receive the sweaters I sent you?
是的 亲爱的孩子 我想是的 Yes, dear boy, I think so.
基拉告诉我你开了个大派对 有很多女孩 Kira told me you threw a big party, with lots of girls.
是的 我们玩得很开心 Yeah, we had fun.
明天到我家来 远离这些混乱 Come by the house, tomorrow, away from all this chaos.
非常高兴 总统 With great pleasure, President.
我可以介绍一下我的搭档吗 塔玛拉 总统 May I introduce my partner, Tamara, President?
很高兴见到你 Very pleased to meet you.
你想跳舞吗 总统 Would you like to dance, President?
为什么不呢 Why not?
好吧 可以吗 Well, was that OK?
哦 上帝 谢谢你 总统 Oh, God, thank you, President.
你从哪里来 塔玛拉 Where are you from, Tamara?
罗马 总统 Rome, President,
然后我遇到了塞尔吉奥 跟着他到塔兰托 then I met Sergio and followed him to Taranto.
顺便说一句 桑蒂诺仍然爱着你 By the way, Santino is still in love with you.
我有点累… I'm a bit tired...
我很快就要走了 I'm going to go soon.
你好 Hello.
早上好 总统先生 Good morning, Mr President.
塔玛拉做这个是为了感谢你 为了你昨晚给她的项链 Tamara made this to thank you for the necklace you gave her last night.
你租了那座别墅并把它填满了吗 和漂亮的女孩在一起吸引我的眼球 Did you rent that villa and fill it with beautiful girls to catch my eye?
嗯 它起作用了 Well, it worked.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
为了什么 For what?
为了推翻政府 For bringing down the Government.
一个精彩的动作 说服六名参议员 A brilliant move, convincing six senators.
选举结束后 你可以重新掌权 Now, after the election, you can return to power.
我在想 我的第一次内阁会议 I'm thinking about my first cabinet meeting.
我想把它放在那不勒斯 一个我爱的城市 被垃圾所窒息 I want to hold it in Naples, a city I love, suffocated by trash.
我要把增长带到南方 我要创造新的工作机会 I'll bring growth to the South, I'm going to create new jobs,
自由化 降低税收 刺激生长 liberalization, lower taxes and stimulate growth.
建造通往西西里岛的桥 And build the bridge to Sicily.
当那杯咖啡… While that Cupa Caiafa...
做了最糟糕的事 她的生活 Has made the greatest fuck-up of her life.
她不认为我有能力 使政府下台 She didn't think I was capable of bringing down the Government.
第一个错误 First mistake.
然后她试图把水弄脏 去中间派那里 Then she tried to muddy the waters by going over to the centrists.
第二个错误 Second mistake.
现在她组建了她的小派对 在右边 Now she's formed her little party on the right
并试图敲诈一些席位 从我这里 第三个错误 and is trying to extort a few seats from me. Third mistake.
她最终会一无所获 你想要什么 She will end up with nothing. What would you like?
我的梦想是成为一名欧洲议员 My dream is to become a Euro MP.
或者进入公共区域 如果我能赢得一些合同就行了 Or to get into the area of public works if I could win some contracts.
-我喜欢保持忙碌 -我会把你介绍给别人 - I like to keep busy. - I'll introduce you to someone.
但是 塞吉奥 我想扔 这里有个大聚会 和女孩们在一起 But, Sergio, I want to throw a big party here, with the girls.
-你有多少 - 28 - How many do you have? - 28.
-不够 -我能找到更多 - Not enough. - I can find lots more.
好 但他们必须是值得信赖的 Good, but they have to be trustworthy.
我允许使用手机 但我不想 任何被偷走的视频 I allow mobile phones, but I don't want any videos being snuck out of here.
记住 这个别墅 是政府的官方住所 Remember, this villa is an official government residence.
当然 Of course.
让他们穿简单的衣服来 淡妆 不穿高跟鞋 Have them come in simple attire, light makeup, no heels.
我们不是很高 We're not very tall.
没有女孩可供雇佣 我从来没有 需要付出代价 我喜欢诱惑 And no girls for hire. I've never needed to pay, I love to seduce.
为什么我们需要这样的女孩 他们都爱你 Why would we need girls like that? They all love you!
你不知道 有多少人坚持要见你 You have no idea how many insist on meeting you.
从花花公子开始 那次性感的政治家调查 Ever since Playboy did that sexy politician poll
我先完成了 我被包围了 and I finished first, I've been besieged.
前几天一个女孩问我 The other day a girl asked me,
总统 我该怎么办 和你睡觉 "President, what must I do to sleep with you?"
我叫她和我的秘书谈谈 I told her to talk to my secretary.
至于食物 我在想比萨饼和香槟 As for food, I was thinking pizza and champagne.
这可能有效 对吧 That could work, right?
Michele会自制的 人人都吃冰淇淋 And Michele will make homemade ice cream for everyone.
没有毒品 这是我不能容忍的 No drugs. That's something I will not tolerate.
当然 我也准备好了 给你一个惊喜 一个小小的舞蹈… Absolutely. I've also prepared a surprise for you, a little dance...
哦 女孩们可以睡过去 如果他们愿意 Oh, and the girls can sleep over if they want.
好的 先生 All right, sir.
来吧 带上几个女朋友 Come, and bring along a few girlfriends.
美丽的朋友 不过 没有妓女… Beautiful friends, though, no whores...
你毕业了 对吧 You graduated, right?
那就给自己拿副眼镜吧 Then get yourself some eyeglasses
和一对夫妇一起出现 报纸 他喜欢那样 and show up with a couple of newspapers. He likes that sort.
别让我失望 利维娅 Don't disappoint me, Livia.
你会来吗 So you'll come?
听着 你会看到各种各样的 什么事都不要管 Listen, you're going to see all sorts of things, just don't give a fuck.
姑娘们 吃早饭 我们就走 再跳一遍 Girls, have breakfast and we'll go over the dance once more.
多疼啊 What a pain!
-你为什么想见我 -我有机会给你 - Well, why did you want to see me? - I have an opportunity for you.
-你为我 -我为你 - You for me? - Me for you.
奥尔盖廷 女孩们 你们的 我需要它们 The "Olgettine" girls, yours, I need them.
他们都在度假 谁知道在哪里 They're all on holiday, who knows where?
我一点也不在乎 把他们围起来 你债台高筑 法布里齐奥 I don't give a shit. Round them up. You're drowning in debt, Fabrizio.
把女孩们带来 我会说服他帮助你 Bring him the girls and I'll convince him to help you.
你会帮我吗 You'll help me?
你会结束的 被当作狗屎对待 You'll end up being treated like shit.
冲下厕所 Flushed down the toilet.
嘿 宝贝 我们又来了 Hey, babe, we're on again.
有一个伟大的梦想 There's a great dream
生活在美国 Living in us
我们是自由人 We're the freedom people
总统 我们和你在一起 President, we're with you
西尔维奥也来了 Just as well Silvio's here
意大利万岁 Long live Italy
选择的意大利 继续相信这个梦 The Italy that chose to keep believing in this dream
总统 我们和你在一起 President, we're with you
西尔维奥也来了 Just as well Silvio's here
意大利万岁 Long live Italy
选择的意大利 继续相信这个梦 The Italy that chose to keep believing in this dream
总统 我们和你在一起 President, we're with you
西尔维奥也来了 Just as well Silvio's here
总统 这是给你的 President, this is for you
西尔维奥也来了 Just as well Silvio's here!
你看过多少本书吗 有人写信攻击我吗 Have you seen how many books people have written, attacking me?
左边的人找不到我 The Left can't figure me out.
他们认为一切 总是很复杂 They think that everything is always complicated.
相反 一切都很简单 And instead it's all so simple.
你有小溪般的魅力 You have the charisma of a brook.
你带来了新鲜和幸福 去山谷 You bring freshness and well being to the valleys,
满足人们的口渴 and you satisfy people's thirst.
这就是全部 That's all.
听着 姑娘们 Listen now, girls!
我有小溪般的魅力 I have the charisma of a brook.
他有国王的双手 他应该戴一枚戒指 He has the hands of a king, he should be wearing a ring.
我儿子将在学校学习 他真是不可思议 My son will study him at school. He's incredible.
只是仆人 他必须雇用10000人 Just in servants he must employ 10,000 people.
你认为他在哭吗 Do you think he cries?
他妻子疯了 His wife's mad.
他不像他们说的那么矮 He's not as short as they say.
用那些新眼睛 他有中东的魅力 With those new eyes he has a Middle Eastern charm.
我想活在他的头脑里 I want to live in his head.
他把我逼疯了 当他穿成海军上将的时候 He drives me wild when he dresses as an admiral.
-告诉我这是真的 -这是真的 - Tell me this is true. - It's true.
我们有这么多漂亮的女士 今晚在这里 We have so many beautiful ladies here this evening.
我的西塞内拉 你又好又漂亮 My Cicerenella, you're good and beautiful
我的西塞内拉 你又好又漂亮 My Cicerenella, you're good and beautiful!
好极了 Bravo!
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
我现在给你讲个笑话 I'll tell you a joke now.
你知道区别吗 基督教和共产主义之间 Do you know the difference between Christianity and Communism?
- No. - No.
第一个宣扬贫穷 The first preaches poverty,
第二个创造了它 the second creates it.
很好 Good one!
现在 如果你想 你可以去跳舞 Now, if you want, you can go and dance.
米歇尔有自制的冰淇淋 为每个人 Michele has homemade ice cream for everyone.
或者乘坐旋转木马 Or a ride on the carousel.
不管你喜欢什么 姑娘们 玩得开心 Whatever you like, girls, have fun.
玩得高兴 Have fun!
主席 President,
请原谅我 excuse me...
关于我的梦想 成为欧洲议员 About that dream of mine of becoming a Euro MP,
我想告诉你 我对乔治亚州的看法… I wanted to tell you my thoughts on Georgia...
拜托 你为什么要 破坏一切 Please, why do you want to spoil everything?
斯特拉… Stella...
…你为什么不坐在我腿上 ...why don't you come sit on my lap?
也许有一点 Maybe in a bit.
我得去一下洗手间 I have to go to the bathroom a sec.
打扰一下 基拉 Excuse me a moment, Kira.
你他妈的想要什么 滚开 What the fuck do you want? Bugger off out of here!
女孩们 我是说… Girls, I mean...
你知道为什么会这样吗 Do you know why this is happening?
因为 对他来说 我只是另一个容易接近的东西 Because, for him, I'm just another accessible thing.
只有斯特拉年轻十岁 比我强 Only Stella is ten years younger than me.
你觉得老吗 Do you feel old?
我觉得自己很傻 I feel stupid.
你为什么这么做 Why do you do it?
我什么都不花 It doesn't cost me anything.
男人也很喜欢 And men like it so much.
不 你爱他 No. You love him.
也许 Perhaps.
总统 你在这里干什么 President, what are you doing here?
我想给你看些东西 I wanted to show you something.
这不是歇斯底里吗 Isn't that hysterical?
你有… You have...
…如此美丽的皮肤 ...such beautiful skin.
你不来吗 Aren't you coming through?
有一些重要的老人 穿过那里 There are some important old men through there.
决定命运的人 电视演员 Men who determine the fate of TV actors.
我听说你想当演员 You want to be an actress, I'm told.
我不太确定 I'm not so sure.
也许你感兴趣 那在政治上呢 Maybe you're interested in politics, then?
我需要像你这样的年轻女人 聪明漂亮 I need some young women like you, smart and pretty,
为即将到来的欧洲选举 for the upcoming European elections.
我想恢复活力 整个议会范围 I want to rejuvenate the whole parliamentary spectrum.
除了你自己 Except for yourself.
你的皮肤真的很漂亮 You really do have beautiful skin.
还有一张更漂亮的嘴 And an even more beautiful mouth.
你不喜欢我的聚会吗 Don't you like my party?
我可以畅所欲言吗 May I speak freely?
你在自由之家 You're in the house of freedom!
不 我不喜欢 No, I don't like it.
为什么不 不喜欢什么 Why not? What's not to like?
音乐 欢乐 还有好吃的食物 There's music, merriment, and good food.
然后呢 And then what?
这就是… That is something...
…只有你能决定 ...only you can decide.
你生我的气吗 Are you mad at me?
你觉得呢 我对你不尊重 Do you think I have shown you disrespect?
如果是 我道歉 If so, I apologise.
不 不失礼 No, no disrespect.
以你自己的方式 你很善良 很有绅士风度 In your own way, you are kind and gentlemanly.
怎么了 So what's wrong?
你的呼吸 闻起来像我祖父的味道 Your breath smells like my grandfather's.
它既不甜 也不难闻 Which is neither sweet nor bad smelling.
那是什么 What is it, then?
只是一个老人的呼吸 It's merely the breath of an old man.
对不起 我不想冒犯你 Sorry, I didn't want to offend you.
我从不生气 I never take offense.
只是我觉得不舒服 It's just that I feel uncomfortable.
我很抱歉 但为什么呢 I'm sorry. But why?
因为我20岁 你70岁 Because I'm 20 and you're 70.
因为我在这里很可悲 Because I'm pathetic for being here,
当你付钱给我的时候你真可怜 恭维并向我道歉 and you're pathetic when you pay me compliments and offer me apologies.
你脱了鞋真可悲 而且盘腿坐着 It's pathetic that you took off your shoes and are sitting cross-legged
让自己看起来年轻 to make yourself seem young.
太可悲了 总统 It's all so pathetic, President.
还有悲伤 And sad.
你不能建造任何东西 关于悲伤 And you can't build anything on sadness.
连他妈的都没有 Not even a fuck.
在你这个年纪 幸福应该是公民的义务 At your age, happiness should be a civic duty.
在我这个年纪 幸福只是一个愿望 At my age, happiness is only a wish.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我想我最好现在就去 I think it's best if I go now.
夏天对我来说已经结束了 Summer's over for me.
来吧 留下来 也许以后我们出发 火山 这是一个真实的景象 Come on, stay. Maybe later we'll set off the volcano. It's a real sight.
我们哪里出问题了 塞吉奥 Where did we go wrong, Sergio?
当我们想到 我们比他们聪明 When we thought we were smarter than them.
你怀孕了吗 Are you pregnant?
我是 I was.
跳 跳 Jump, jump!
我发誓忠于共和国 I swear to be loyal to the Republic,
忠实地遵守 宪法和法律 to observe faithfully the Constitution and the laws,
履行我的职责 为了国家的唯一利益 and to exercise my duties in the exclusive interest of the nation.
怎么了 夫人 What happened, ma'am?
我的假牙丢了 我逃跑的时候 I lost my dentures while I was fleeing.
我给你买一套新的 I'll get you a new set.
谢谢您 Thank you.
我身高5英尺6英寸 I'm 5 foot 6.
想象我躺在地上 Imagine me lying on the ground
再乘以4 那是你起居室的大小 and multiply that by four, that's the size of your living room.
你们都会有新房子 抗震 内置记录时间 You will all have new houses, anti-seismic, built in record time.
拉奎拉将有一个新城镇 L'Aquila will have a new town.
因为我总是信守承诺 Because I always keep my promises.
上帝啊 我们要耶稣基督回来 Jesus Christ! We want Jesus Christ back!
打电话给迈克 Call Mike.
他很可怜 He's miserable.
有很多谣言说 我对治理不感兴趣 There are lots of rumours that I'm not interested in governing,
我只关心女孩 而且… that all I care about are girls, and that...
不幸的是 谣言 会变得更加坚持 Unfortunately, the rumours will become even more insistent
如果你不去地址 联合国下周 if you don't go to address the UN next week.
我背痛 I have a backache.
联合国会让你说话的 即使背痛 The UN will let you speak even with a backache.
派桑蒂诺去 Send Santino.
他们想要你 而不是他 They want you, not him.
我能理解 I can understand that.
还有一件事 精致而烦人 There's another thing, delicate and annoying.
好像是一本手册 已经拟定 It seems that a sort of handbook has been drawn up,
经各国外长同意 agreed by various foreign ministers,
关于你应该如何表现 在国际首脑会议上 regarding how you should behave at international summits.
没有亲吻 没有拥抱 后面不要拍 No kisses, no hugs, no pats on the back,
没有笑话 没有恶作剧 没有手势 没有偷窥 no jokes, no pranks, no gestures, no peek-a-boo.
我想怎么做就怎么做 I do as I please.
我的选民喜欢我的行为方式 其他国家元首 My electors like the way I behave with other heads of state.
至少你在开玩笑 西尔维奥 你能至少避免讲笑话吗 At least your jokes, Silvio. Could you at least avoid telling jokes?
他们反对开玩笑吗 What do they have against jokes?
那么丘吉尔呢 What about Churchill, then?
他因他的笑话而出名 He was famous for his jokes.
丘吉尔·西尔维奥 不得不驱散一场世界大战 Silvio, Churchill had to exorcise a world war.
总理 准备好按摩了 Prime Minister, ready for your massage.
保罗 你不觉得吗 应该为我建一个博物馆吗 Paolo, don't you think there should be a museum dedicated to me?
还没有 先生 Not yet, sir.
纽约 New York?
不 那不勒斯 No, Naples.
欢迎回来 亲爱的 Welcome back, love.
你喜欢这个寺庙吗 我为你做的 Do you like the temple? I had it built for you.
你想去我们家吗 在波托菲诺度周末 Would you like to go to our house in Portofino for a weekend?
西尔维奥 你不明白吗 我为什么回来 Silvio, don't you understand why I came back?
因为这是歌剧院的第一个晚上 Because it's first night at the opera
过了一会儿 步行的柬埔寨真是个累赘 and, after a while, Cambodia on foot is a real drag.
我回来要和你离婚 I came back to divorce you.
你不是真的相信所有 左派报纸上的胡说八道 You don't actually believe all that nonsense in the leftist papers?
你没看见吗 这都是一个摧毁我的阴谋 Don't you see that it's all a plot to destroy me?
左派什么也没做 只是让你下车 这是最大的错误 The Left has done nothing but let you off. That's its greatest fault.
现在 试着做一个男人 而不是小丑 Now, try to be a man, and not a clown.
你不在电视上 这里只有你和我 You're not on TV, it's just you and me here.
最多是夫妻 他们关系的痛苦时刻 A husband and wife at the most painful moment of their relationship.
失败的时刻 The moment of failure.
我回来只是想告诉你 I came back merely to tell you
我要放下窗帘 关于我和你的婚姻生活 that I am bringing the curtain down on my married life with you.
-为什么 -你是个病人 - Why? - You're a sick man.
-你在说什么 -你需要精神科的帮助 - What are you saying? - And you need psychiatric help.
够了 拜托 你太夸张了 That's enough. Please. You're being melodramatic.
我会尽量减少情节剧 I'll try to be less melodramatic.
很好 这里没有贝壳吗 Good. Wasn't there a shell here?
一个男人 一个父亲 谁和未成年人一起去 他是什么 A man, a father, who goes with minors, what is he?
充满家的国家元首 带着人渣和妓女 A head of state who fills his home with scumbags and whores
谁敲诈他 他是什么 who blackmail him, what is he?
提名比姆博斯的领导人 对于欧洲选举 他是什么人 A leader who nominates bimbos for the European election, what is he?
他是个疯子 病人 他就是这样 He's a crazy, sick man. That's what he is.
那是不是不那么夸张 Was that less melodramatic?
记住博博博尼说过的话 她什么时候在剧院看到你的 Remember what Borboni said when she saw you in the theatre?
你很好 亲爱的 只是一个耻辱 我什么也听不见 "You were good, dear, just a shame I couldn't hear anything!"
这并不冒犯我 我知道我从来都不是一个好演员 That doesn't offend me. I know I was never a good actress.
你不仅不是演员 但你也是个荡妇 Not only were you no actress, but you were a bimbo, too,
尽管那时他们没有被称为 though they weren't called that then.
好吧 但记住这个蠢货 Fine, but remember that this bimbo
成为母亲 你的三个孩子 became the mother of your three children.
看看你变成了什么 Look what you became!
也许这就是我觉得需要的原因 为了友谊 Maybe that's why I felt the need for companionship.
那你打算怎么办 接受你雇佣的走狗的理论 So what are you going to do? Embrace your hired lackeys' theory?
妻子不照顾丈夫 所以他看到了未成年人和妓女 The wife doesn't look after the husband so he sees minors and prostitutes?
多未成年人啊 诺米是女儿 我认识的一个社会主义者 What minors! Noemi is the daughter of a Socialist I've known forever.
莱蒂齐亚 Elio Letizia.
嗯 他是谁 Well, who is he?
他是克拉西的司机 He was Craxi's driver.
Craxi的孩子说 他的司机叫尼古拉 Craxi's children say that his driver was called Nicola.
没有人知道你的莱蒂齐亚 Nobody knows your Letizia.
他是我讨论过的人 那不勒斯的候选人 He's someone I discussed the Neapolitan candidates with.
他有一家香水店 西尔维奥 He has a perfume shop, Silvio.
为什么党的领导人 Why would the leader of a party
讨论一些如此重要的事情 有卖香水的吗 discuss something of such importance with a perfume seller?
维罗妮卡…别搞笑了 Veronica... don't be ridiculous.
事实上 我不是 你就是那个 谁太可笑了 西尔维奥 I'm not, in fact. You're the one who's ridiculous, Silvio.
可悲的是 And pathetic.
你病了 西尔维奥 不是因为你喜欢女人 You're a sick man, Silvio, not because you like women,
但是因为你好多了 要做的事 但你没有 but because you had much better things to do, but you didn't.
你有一个非凡的机会 帮助意大利人 但你没有 You had an extraordinary opportunity to help the Italians, but you didn't.
因为你从来没感兴趣 在意大利人 但只有你自己 Because you've never been interested in the Italians, but only yourself.
这就是你生病的原因 西尔维奥 That's why you are sick, Silvio.
如果某个地方有上帝 If there is a God somewhere,
他永远不会原谅你 为了你所做的 从未 he will never forgive you for what you've done. Never!
你想成为一个政治家 You wanted to be a statesman,
你甚至有抱负 成为共和国总统 you even aspired to become President of the Republic,
但你还是什么都不是 但是一个销售员 but you're still nothing but a salesman.
当你年轻的时候 你卖东西 When you were young, you sold things.
但当你当上首相的时候 你只是卖光了 But when you became Prime Minister, you simply sold out.
你出卖了意大利文化 人民的希望 女人的尊严 You sold out on Italian culture, people's hopes, and women's dignity!
-你出卖了我 -我出卖了你 - And you sold out on me. - I sold out on you?
我把你放在世界的中心 I put you at the centre of the world
当那个世界 就要忘记你了 when that world was about to forget you
甚至在它开始之前 记住你的名字 even before it could begin to remember your name.
什么让你有权利 对我说这么卑鄙的话 What gives you the right to say such mean things to me?
你一生中做过什么 What have you ever done in life
让你思考 你能提出这么可怕的指控吗 to make you think you can make such awful accusations?
就因为你养了三个孩子 你认为你有权利吗 Just because you've raised three children, you think you have the right?
好吧 既然你已经建立了 我是谁 让我告诉你你是谁 Well, now that you've established who I am, let me tell you who you are.
你缺乏活力 你又冷又正式 You're devoid of all vitality. You're cold and formal.
你创造了一个世界 不可容忍的规则 You've built a world of intolerable rules.
笑之前先问问自己 如果笑是对的 Before you laugh, you ask yourself if it's right to laugh.
那是什么样的生活 What kind of life is that?
我可能没有规则 但至少 我还活着 充满活力 I may not have rules, but at least I'm alive, and full of vigour.
最后 我可以说 我接受了生活提供的机会 In the end, I'll be able to say I took the opportunities life offers!
但你一直在想 But you have always thought
那是一种漫长而痛苦的生活 承担责任 that life was a long, painful assumption of responsibilities.
那是可悲的 比我的行为更可悲 That's sad. Much sadder than my behaviour.
你没有任何真正的刺激 You don't have any real stimuli.
所有这些 奇怪的哲学 寺庙 雕塑 All those things, weird philosophies, temples, sculpture,
它们都是绒毛 绒毛 they're all fluff. Fluff!
拒绝的人的幻想 面对现实生活 The illusions of one who refuses to face life for what it really is.
是我的钱让你 避免面对事实 And it was my money that allowed you to avoid facing the fact
生命是充实的 狗屎和羞辱 that life is full of shit and humiliations.
但我去弄脏了我的手 为了你和我们的孩子 But I went and dirtied my hands for you and our children,
我做得比任何人都好 在这个国家 and I did it better than anyone else in this whole country.
我建立了一个金融机构 以及政治帝国 I built a financial and political empire.
好的 西尔维奥 好的 Fine, Silvio, fine.
你花了一辈子的时间告诉我们 你自己多聪明啊 You've spent a lifetime telling us and yourself how brilliant you are!
我们受够了 你还想知道其他的事情吗 We've had enough of it. And you want to know something else?
这不是真的 It's not true.
不是真的 你很有技巧 正如你所说的 It's not true you're as skilful as you say you are.
作为一个商人 你的技能包括 欺骗了你的一生 Your skill as a businessman consists in having cheated your whole life.
你真天真 You are so naive!
你怎么认为 其他商人 What do you think every other businessman,
在这里和世界各地 是吗 here and around the world, does?
你认为他们都很幸运吗 除了我 还有正义吗 Do you think they're all blessed with righteousness except for me?
让我告诉你一个真相 Let me tell you a truth
从来没有穿透过 在你生命中的小钟形瓶里 that's never penetrated into your little bell jar of a life.
他们都和我一样 They're all like me.
他们都准备走了 绕过障碍物或将其击倒 They're all prepared either to go around obstacles or knock them down.
但我比其他人做得更好 因为我是最好的 But I did it better than the rest of them, because I am the best.
你只是个孩子 害怕死亡的人 You're just a child who's afraid of dying.
但我有责任 对你说实话 But I have a duty to be completely honest with you.
你不好 You're not good.
你幸亏有了craxi You survived thanks to Craxi
还有罪犯 谁为你做了肮脏的工作 and criminals who did the dirty work for you
结果就进了监狱 and ended up in jail as a result.
你心爱的电视台呢 And your beloved TV stations?
很抱歉让你失望 西尔维奥 但你没发明什么 I'm sorry to disappoint you, Silvio, but you didn't invent a thing.
你只是夸大了日程安排 You merely bloated the schedules
有了广告 宣传信息 肥皂剧 with advertising, promotional messages, soap operas,
精彩的综艺节目 B级电影 还有愚蠢的智力测验节目 racy variety shows, B-movies, and idiotic quiz shows.
你总是吹牛 但你值得 比你想象的要少得多 You're always bragging, but you're worth much less than you think.
这么多年来 你一直 以为我没有素质 So, all these years, you've been thinking I had no qualities?
你为什么和我在一起 那么这段时间呢 So why did you stay with me all this time, then?
唯一的动机 你和你的白痴密友 The only motivation you and your idiot cronies had
管理这个国家 你的性欲 你的虚荣心 in governing this country was your sex drive, your vanity,
保护你的储藏室 and protecting your hoard.
所以现在我们要离婚了 你对我的储藏不感兴趣 So now we're getting divorced, you're not interested in my hoard?
你要离开吗 You're going to walk away?
我有孩子要考虑 I have my children to think about.
所有女人都会制造出伟大的不在场证明 当涉及到分离的时候 The great alibi all women produce when it comes to a separation.
回答我的问题 Answer my question.
我可怜你 I pity you!
你和你的朋友 You and your friends.
就像你走出去了 一些托特和佩皮诺的电影 It's like you stepped out of some Totò and Peppino film.
你来自农村 把钱放在床垫上 You came from the countryside with your money in your mattress,
你漂亮的声音 your dandy voices,
还有你的舌头 一想到要去见那些穿别针的女孩 and your tongues hanging out at the idea of meeting the pin-up girls.
你就是这样 That's what you are,
同样的老喜剧人物 假装很现代 the same old comic characters, pretending to be modern.
你还没有回答 亲爱的 You haven't answered, dear.
你为什么和我在一起 一直以来 Why did you stay with me all this time
如果你从未想过 我有什么特质吗 if you never thought I had any qualities?
请告诉我 Tell me, please.
不 你回答一次 No, you answer, for once.
每个人都会问的问题 The question everyone always asks.
你的财产是从哪里来的 Where did your fortune come from?
我父亲借给我的 3000万里拉就要开始了 My father lent me 30 million lire to get started.
那不是真的 That's not true.
这是1130亿里拉 It was 113 billion lire,
没有人知道 它来自哪里 所以告诉我 and no one has ever figured out where it came from. So tell me.
我利用自己 保持沉默的权利 I avail myself of the right to remain silent.
我不是法官 I'm not a judge.
对我来说 好像你已经回答了 To me, it's as if you've answered.
但你还没有回答 But you haven't answered.
你从不暴露自己 You never reveal yourself.
甚至对我来说都不是 Not even to me.
你很长 不间断的表演 西尔维奥 You are one long, uninterrupted performance, Silvio.
那你呢 And what about you?
不是你的吗 表演也很长 Isn't yours a long performance as well?
我爱上了一个可爱的女孩 来自埃米利亚 I fell in love with a sweet girl from Emilia.
你有一口漂亮的博洛尼亚口音 You had a beautiful Bolognese accent.
剩下的健康 聪明 快乐的女孩 What's left of that healthy, clever, happy girl,
有一个充满梦想的脑袋 with a head full of dreams?
你装腔作势 我听不懂 You put on airs I can't understand.
你永远站不住脚 多刺的 正式的 You're eternally standoffish, prickly, and formal.
是真的 我从不暴露自己 维罗妮卡 但你…… It's true, I never reveal myself, Veronica, but you...
…我再也认不出你了 ...I don't recognise you anymore.
你想知道吗 那个女孩还剩下什么 Do you want to know what's left of that girl?
没有什么 Nothing.
什么都没有了 Nothing's left.
我老了 I've grown old.
我已经很老了 And I've grown old badly.
-这是我的错 -我没那么说 - And it's my fault. - I didn't say that.
请回答我 Please answer me.
你为什么和我在一起 一直以来 Why did you stay with me all this time
如果你从未想过 我有什么特质吗 if you never thought I had any qualities?
因为我恋爱了 Because I was in love.
That was your quality.
你让我坠入爱河 You made me fall in love.
打电话给迈克 Call Mike.
你伤害了他 You hurt him.
先生 我要走了 Sir, I'm going.
在哪里 Where?
你什么意思 在哪里 名人幸存者 What do you mean, where? Celebrity Survivors.
带着两个手提箱 With two suitcases?
你甚至不被允许 那儿有一把牙刷 You're not even allowed a toothbrush there.
-我会试着把它们藏起来 -你在里面有什么 - I'll try and hide them. - And what have you got in them?
莫扎雷拉 普罗沃拉 我的浓缩咖啡机 Mozzarella, provola, my espresso maker.
快回来 Come back soon.
如果我晚点回来 因为我赢了 If I come back later, it's because I won.
那你很快就回来 Then you'll be back soon.
他们为什么不让我统治 Why won't they let me govern?
他们为什么不让我来办这个 像我做公司那样的国家 Why won't they let me run this country the way I did my companies?
相反 左派法官 用审判折磨我 Instead the leftist judges torment me with trials,
我的政治对手 每天攻击我 my political opponents attack me every day,
每个人都四处窥探 在我的私生活中 and everyone snoops around in my private life?
我不明白 I don't understand it.
你期待什么 What did you expect?
你可能是最富有的人 在这个国家 That you could be the richest man in the country,
做总理 每个人都会为你疯狂吗 be Prime Minister, and everyone would be crazy for you?
是的 这正是我所期望的 Yes, that's exactly what I expected.
嗯 你从来没有下过那艘游轮 我们小时候玩的地方 Well, you never got off that cruise ship where we played as kids.
或者也许我没上过 Or maybe I never got on it.
你知道吗 You know something?
几天前 在一些杂志上 A few days ago, in some magazine,
有照片 在你所有的女朋友中 there were photos of all your supposed girlfriends.
我注意到… And I noticed...
…他们看起来都像维罗妮卡 ...they all look like Veronica.
你为什么不再试一次 西尔维奥 Why don't you try again, Silvio?
有一天这里有个女孩 One day there was a girl here.
斯特拉 有人打电话给她 Stella she was called.
我走近她 她对我说… I approached her and she said to me...
你有我祖父的气息…… ..."You have my grandfather's breath...
…既不甜 也不难闻 "...which is neither sweet nor bad smelling.
这只是一个老人的呼吸 "It's just the breath of an old man."
我没有勇气 告诉她真相 I didn't have the courage to tell her the truth.
显然…… That evidently...
…她的祖父和我用… ...her grandfather and I use...
…同一品牌的义齿清洁剂 ...the same brand of denture cleaner.
赢回维罗妮卡太晚了 费德勒 太晚了 It's too late to win back Veronica, Fedele, it's too late.
I had big dreams.
他们变成了噩梦 They've become nightmares.
丹妮拉真的很担心我 当我被解雇的时候 Daniela was really worried about me when I was fired.
她以为我很难过 She thought I was upset.
但是是什么让我感到不安 是你没有亲自炒我鱿鱼 But what made me feel upset was that you didn't fire me yourself.
丹妮拉会说 西尔维奥为什么没打电话来 Daniela would say, "Why hasn't Silvio called?
你一起工作过 你的一生 "You've worked together your whole lives."
我会告诉她 他会打电话的 你会看到的 只要他有时间 And I'd tell her, "He'll call, you'll see, as soon as he has a moment."
我是对的 I was right.
你很难过 西尔维奥 You're sad, Silvio.
这是第一次 我见过你伤心 This is the first time I've ever seen you sad.
唯一一次我真的很开心 我卖房子的时候 The only time I really had fun was when I was selling houses.
当我和恩佐·比亚吉一起滑倒的时候 我从政是为了避免坐牢 As I let slip with Enzo Biagi, I went into politics to avoid jail,
为了挽救我能挽救的 控制电视法规 to salvage what I could, and to control the TV regulations.
但我真的想做点什么 为了我的国家 But I really wanted to do something for my country.
我真的爱意大利 就像我进入政界时说的 I truly love Italy, as I said when I entered politics.
但是没有人相信我 迈克 But no one believed me, Mike.
没有人 No one.
他们说我从来没有留下过 一个承诺 They say I haven't ever kept a single promise.
他们说 在这些丑闻之后 They say that, after all these scandals,
我的政治生涯即将结束 你认为这是真的吗 my political career is coming to an end. Is that true, do you think?
我不知道 西尔维奥 I don't know, Silvio.
我不太懂政治 I don't follow politics much.
有一次 当我还在滑雪的时候 我在山间小屋里 Once, back when I was still skiing, I was in a mountain hut,
这位女士问我 博吉奥诺先生 你是谁 真的吗 and this lady asked me, "Mr Bongiorno, who are you, really?"
我目瞪口呆 I was dumbfounded.
因为我不知道 Because I didn't know.
你知道有什么区别吗 你和我之间 迈克 Do you know what the difference is between you and me, Mike?
在这里 你只有回忆 我有计划 Inside here, you only have memories. I have plans.
迈克 你的工作真奇怪 What a strange job you had, Mike.
主持测验展示你的一生 Hosting quiz shows your whole life.
有点傻 如果你考虑的话 It's a bit silly, if you think about it.
-什么 -如果你愿意 你可以睡在这里 - What? - If you want, you can sleep here.
谢谢 西尔维奥 但丹妮拉会 如果我今晚回到米兰会更高兴 Thanks, Silvio, but Daniela would be happier if I get back to Milan tonight.
好的 Fine.
下次你来的时候 我们将点燃火山 The next time you come, we'll light the volcano.
欢迎 你的总理 WELCOME FROM YOUR PRIME MINISTER
数以百万计的优质床垫… Millions of quality Mattresses...
然后多利亚一家离开了… And then the Doria family left...
乔治 32岁… Giorgia, 32...
你和他们在一起… You hang out with them...
它是新的 有更多的功能… It's new with even more features...
几千欧元… A few thousand Euros...
住在拉奎拉 LIVE FROM L'AQUILA
起来…起来… Up... up...
就这样 慢慢地 That's it, slowly.
继续前进 慢慢来 Keep going. Slowly.
它出来了 It's coming out.
像那样上升 Up like that.
起来 Up.
多一点绳子 A little more rope.
继续前进 Keep going.
就在那里 There it is.
就这样出来了 That's it coming out.
开始放低绳索 Start lowering the rope.
下来 Down.
向下… Down...
就这样下去 Down like that.
很完美 Perfect.
他们会得到的 They'll get it.
下来 Down.
向下… Down...
慢慢地向下… Down slowly...
慢… Slow...
下来 Down.
向下… Down...
慢慢地……即将触摸… Slowly... about to touch...
即将触摸… About to touch...
触摸 很完美 Touching. Perfect.
帕特里齐奥 FOR PATRIZIO
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